Monday, March 03, 2008

Coming Back to Life , minus Office

I knew I needed a break from office and an urgent trip to Mauritius with a couple of blonde girls the moment I read my previous post. It looked like it had been typed by a guy aggressive enough to make Andrew Symonds look like a messenger of peace with a couple of white doves perched on his shoulders . So I decided to take a break and am on the second day of a two weeks leave from office. And before you ask , I scrapped that ‘Mauritius with the blonde girls’ plan . Enough of blondes, you see.

Anyway, now you visualize me spending the break watching TV, sprawled on a couch, with the left hand lazily swooping popcorns off a big plastic bowl and the right hand gripping the remote, and I think your visualization captures my plans beautifully. But I also intend to make some meaningful acts , which compare well with the discovery of fire , Mallika Sherawat and other such things in terms of their impact on mankind. For example , I need to watch my weight now . I mean , little kids are not exactly pointing fingers at me and yelling ‘Look mama , that ball has legs !” , but a little bit of physical activity never killed anybody , unless that activity resulted in pissing off Mike Tyson . So I have been shooting baskets and just dribbling the ball a little in the porch of my home . I am not sure if I have broken a sweat yet , but I am sure I have broken a couple of flower pots placed around the porch .

And I am reading Shahrukh Khan’s biography these days . In a book store setting where the lady standing to my right was browsing through ‘A brief history of time’ by Stephen Hawking and a guy behind me was reaching out for some book on the Indian economy , it is not very elite to pick up a book about bollywood . It’s like picking up the bumper issue of ‘Filmi Kaliyaan’ when the world around you is discussing global warming . But I am liking this book . His obsessive love for Gauri during his younger days as described in the book reminds me of my own feelings for my class III English Grammer teacher . No wonder I could not focus on the Grammer Lessons she taught and the results can being see even today .

And coming back to the need for a break , I think I was beginning to lose the clarity of thinking which has been a hallmark of my existence since childhood , besides a need for movies and eating . I was beginning to lose the wisdom to distinguish a thing I can change from what I can not change. For example , I was spending time feeling bad about the fact that I had some irritating people around me at work instead of understanding that it is a thing I can not change , unless I had a gun , which I don’t . So I have made it into a personal objective to further instill this understanding in my daily life over the time to come.

And last weekend, I went to Ludhiana with five of my IIM batch mates for a friend’s wedding. Pretty close friend. In fact he is the guy who, during my IIM days, introduced me to Babbu Maan’s music videos and other ways to be unpopular with girls. Just to provide another instance, during one of our hostel parties , me and him forced the DJ to play ‘Kaala Chashma’ four times in a row which firmly established us as totally rustic in the minds of most of the IIM students with their more delicate tastes in music and art .

But what unsettled me was that this friend, who had a huge disregard for any kind of societal opinions for himself, looked more flustered than a nine year old boy stuck in the backseat of Michael Jackson’s car during his wedding . Some hours before the wedding, he told me ‘I hope I am doing the right thing.’ I looked up from the glass of orange juice ( Note – Another fluid has been replaced with Orange Juice for the purpose of this post ) , and said “Bhai , I don’t know if you are doing a right thing or a wrong thing , but you are definitely doing it , because now I have spent my money buying you a wedding present , and I am not going back for a refund.” So he went ahead with it and is in Egypt now on his honeymoon .One of the few chaps who went to a ‘mummy’ when most of us would never want our mothers around on our honeymoons.

But I really don’t blame the guy for being a bit unsettled about his choices. At the ripe age of 26 , when I have spent the last few years exploring the maze of human relations using the tried and tested method of personal experience with disastrous consequences , I can only say one thing about marriage – You find out if it was a good decision or a bad one only twenty five years after the wedding , if not more . If you think that’s a pretty intelligent thing I have said, don’t, because I read it somewhere .Mark Twain maybe. Appreciate my honesty, now.

Chalo yaar , you don’t expect me to spend my vacations typing away on a laptop . And before I go back , I want to ask you a thing . If you look back at all the comments I have received from you over the last almost four years I have been blogging , around ninety percent of them would make my parents feel like they have been blessed with a boy of outstanding qualities . Of course , there have been some who have explained to me in no subtle terms that I should be in cage suspended over the Pacific Ocean . But in my heart , I feel that all of you have been incredibly kind to me over all this time . So this time around , I want you to be more honest and tell me what you don’t like about me . If you feel there is something about me you don’t like , tell me . I don’t promise you that I will attempt to change myself , but I promise you I will attempt to find out where you live and stab you when you are out on your morning walk . Ok chill , seriously , tell me what you hate about me . I won’t kill you . Keep smiling.

126 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mera Pehla number aa gaya!!!

He he he.

Anon

Anonymous said...

From yr posts u seem to be a grounded guy...well with opinions & apprehensions & likes & dislikes like a very normal person should be...& ofcourse u write exceptionally well too.....
CAn say about what i dislike only after meeting u & getting to know you in person!

Xpressions

anupam said...

number ke aisi ki taisi.sab chilll hai.hata swan ki ghata bahut hua ye sab.chill maar enjoy.blonde hai toh hai.aati hai toh kool nahi toh apun happy.beauty in its purest form.so happy to see this post.Ruby the precious stone.tu book likhe ga ya nahi ye bata...only negative nothing from u on the floor.chill.this is my 3rd comment on ur blog in the last 4 years.mere dil sahi ja rahe hain dost.Anupam.

Anonymous said...

Monday ko subah subah...meri company ke turnover par iska kita bura asar hoga kabhi socha hai?

Itna efficient employee subah subah blog padh raha hai!
:)
Himani

Anonymous said...

hmm.. maybe the fact that u undermine urself at times...

Anonymous said...

hey great post tho..

Anonymous said...

I'm very new to this world of blogging and came across ur blog from one of my friend.My first impression of u was of a guy who is warm hearted and wants to show his cool attitude so that he is not left alone (may be I'm wrong)! and somehow each post what I've read of urs consolidates my impression, may be judging a book by its cover is not my forte.
I'll say just one thing, never regret what u did as at 1 particular moment u wanted to do that.So be happy for what u did but for whatever u r going to do just remember,v've got only 1 life to live, so live it to fullest.
Over all, u r a good writer and I enjoy reading ur blogs (although I'm not very regular in doing so).

Anonymous said...

kitni blondes ke saath gulcharre uda raha hai kalmuhe...
chal theek hai... kabhi to udghaatan hoga tera ;)
k

Anonymous said...

I just love your Posts !! Wish u cud send one everyday morning along with my morning WSJ ...I wil never be able to thank u enuf !! and what i hate or dislike ??
when did u start caring ??? :-p

Continue the "good" work !

~Rum

Anonymous said...

Hey Abhi...here's how I perceive you...your ability to unwrap yourself in front of the junta and bring out the goodies and baddies with equal elan, your ability to call a spade a spade, your views on little things - that matter, is what makes you different from others, including me.

- Krishna

Anonymous said...

"happiness is something they dont need to tell you about . It is something you feel . And only you decide what makes you happy . When others don't know where you want to be , how can they tell you how to get there ?"
- Guess your own quote from a previous post sums it up.

Been a regular since the past 3 years now. Great going. Can't honestly tell whether there is something hateful about you, except from those who personally know you. Though your blog does make you a truly unforgettable & likeable person on the face of it.

N~

gunj said...

tareefen likhwane ka acha tareeka hai...main bhi try karungi :P

Phoenix said...

If only you promise to realy kill me, I'm going to mail you a long list :D. Like for starters, your PJs have become VVPJs of late. Innovate.

PS I am too lazy to go for morning walks. Innovate whole square.

Vandita said...

hmmm of what ive read around here i can only write good things about you...so then main abhi kuch nahi bolungi.
enjoy ur vacations abhi :)

Anonymous said...

I somehow am able to relate with you. Some of the below mentioned points are inferred from my weakness and not from your posts!

You, to a certain extent, are an idealist. You wanted a few things to happen your way and it did not and you got very flustered. You don't understand at times how people can be like "this"! You will feel confused why someone is behaving like "that". And you don't have answers. None have. You don't like "change". You want life to go on aaram se. Chill. Bindaas. You have a lot of aims, though your writing does not indicate that openly. You have a lot of dreams and passions. You get irritated when some obstacles come in that path. I feel this break will bring you back on track. :)

Anon

me said...

heya...nice comeback...though i felt it a lil lacking in content...but tats ok considering u're gonna be on a break....bout ur bad qualities or lets just say 'not so good' ones....i somehow get the feelin tat u're a lot cooler in words than in person....i hope im wrong der but tats wat i feel...you seem to be a lil paranoid bout gettin involved
in a relationship...bout ur age maybe...but i really like a line from one o ur prev posts...something bout being boring at times but stil having someone to understand and like you...tat line struck a chord somewhere...i think u're really expressive...it takes some guts to open ur life up for all n sundry to know n discuss...tats bout it for now...enjoy ur wel deserved holiday...cheers

fool's day out said...

if it is about finding whats wrong with something / someone, it has got enough reason to tempt me to post my first post on this blog (DONT SWEAR WORDS - FINDING FAULTS IS MY PROFESSION - WE GLAMOROUSLY WORD IT AS IDENTIFYING IMPROVEMENT OPPORTUNITIES)

well...ever tried writing single post without mentioning girls / relationship / marriage and all????

sounds crap !!! thats what you ordered monsieur

Anonymous said...

You Do have pre conceived notions on anything...which sometimes is a good thing but its also a turn off thing... and you do always feel bad about yourself especially your personality... try getting yourself Into the wild and the 40 year old virgin dvd's. Things may seem differently to you after that :-)

mini said...

ur exceptional memory..what else!

Shanks_P said...

It doesnot matter if any one like you or not, but if you are happy yourself!
Enjoyed a lot reading your post. U are original all the time and it comes with a charm. No need to over do anything as you are doing great.
On personal front, what ever you went thru is sum thng sum one already went thru at sum other tme. So chill out and enjoy ur vaccation :)

Solitaire said...

Seriously, I do not know if you are God's gift to the world or not but your sarcastic humor had me smiling throughout! You knew your post would do that, didn't you? No wonder you had "keep smiling" in the end.

Blogrolling you! :)

lotus dew said...

goooooooooooooooooooooooooooood post ....
once again !!

your close said...

Hi,
So, Ur enjoy ur holiday.
I think you have not need to change yourself. Tum se keha na jaise ho vaise raha na.
You notice nobody write what he/she dislike you. Really tum bhahut acche ho.

Anonymous said...

hey, you seem to be a very nice guy, at least from what i can see from your blog. the only negative point that i can think of is that you dont update your blog as often as i want it to be updated :)

you rock :)

Crime Master said...

well, you never pick up the phone or reply to messages.. and when you do, instead of getting angry with you, some people are too generous with you! hmph.

Aaj se pakka - i aint talking to you!

Anonymous said...

u mock urself and make other laugh..everyone wud think like that...I feel u are one smart guy, who wants to keep this blog active this way. Ppl hit ur blog even when u dont write anything...U are one confused moron!!!...well its me..simi

Sowmya said...

Cool blogs, i enjoy reading it. U Should be blogging more often. Or even think of writing a book someday.
tc.

Pavithra said...

you never answer me, you never email me, you never take my phone call. :-(

Shree said...

the very post?

Anonymous said...

You have an attitude problem. You need to get off your high horse and mix with the junta. You are an island despite this blog. Islands are always alone and tend to push people who come too close. You are very judgmental too.You have to accept people for what they are...not so brilliant as you are. I think the real you is yet to come out of the cocoon you are living in now.

Suhasini

Teens to Toons said...

dude.. good that u tok my advice and took leave... you needed it.

Now get off that fat ass and join me in mumbai... Abhi shaadi ho jayegi thode din mein to uske baad diaper badalte rehnaa..

ITC ka kyaa hogaa.. mere jaise log bhi contemplate karne lagey hain ..
Aur.. biscuits mein kitna margin hai... Sunaa hai paani bhi bechoge tum..
Bas hawa ki deri hai...

aaj jaao mumbai...

divya said...

wow ..ludhiana..its funny how I am yearning to spend a few days in ludhiana...and hey that kaala chashma number was pretty popular in my college days ...

SUMiT said...

the only dislike is the ages you take to write the next post.

Raam Pyari said...

you ditched me last minute for the submission of the KoI project you promised you would help me with.Had been banking on your help a lot and then had to go in for heavy duty damage control which led to the only B+ i got in the first tri.
I dont hate this about you obvio but i wish u had told me earlier.It was certainly irresponsible.I hope tht was an exception though :)

Saurabh said...

Liked your post.

Don't know why but it reminded me of the first few chapters of the book "The Zahir" by Paulo Coelho!

Your people-watching skills are good.

Saurabh

Huzefa said...

You want to hear the truth? You can't handle the truth!!!

I guess age does funny things to people. For example, it has made you increasingly unfunny. your jabs seem forced- as though they are there just because you have to keep your blog witty.

But then again, I am a big fan of your honesty and I am betting my life on it.

Manasa said...

There is only one reason I read your blog - for its sheer humour quotient. A couple of times I couldn't stop laughing, when I happened to browse some posts while at work..trust me its tough to maintain a st face while reading your "kartoots".
One thing i wouldn't say I didn't like, but felt weird when you write is some senti stuff or more serious stuff. It could be that my perception about you has always been in the lighter vein and hence it feels weird or otherwise.
But you might want to improve when you expressing such aspects.

I understand you are looking for some gen suggestions.. and the kind of person I am.. I always remain appalled by the number of comments u always have for all kind of crap you right :) hence don't bother to comment often.

Hope this helps..hv fun!
Manasa.

Anonymous said...

height of honesty:

good writing.. thou at times it sucks... mostly cos there's no newness/variety.

n ur blog needs to be rejuvenated( read as: get a life)like urself..
oops... do i care for my life

Anonymous said...

Dude, I want to stick a needle into my baby's bottom, too. Too sick with hepatitis I guess. Don't know how to. Damn Damn Damn!!!!

Suddentwilight said...

Sometimes reading/writing blog posts is therapeutic ( the other is shopping ;) ...
nice read...
:)

KingSlayer said...

Dude.. i am an occasional reader. Usually i find myself suddenly remembering ke yaar abhi ka blog bohot dino se nahi padha! So then i come along and read the last 4 posts or so. Due to this, I cant even say that the one thing i hate about u is that u take too much time between posts!

So let me settle for this. The one thing I hate about you, is that when I try being funny in my posts, or use the wonderful hinglish you have mastered, I feel almost like I am writing like abhi, dare i say copying abhi !! That makes me hate you buddy!

Besides that, its all good!

Vids said...

Brilliant writing skills.. outstanding sense of Humour (though affected by corporate world these days) :P :) ...

My fav blog writer..

I said...

You do not need others to tell you about yourself. You could see very clearly through yourself. That's what I discovered I hate most about you :)
You do not give others a chance to say " Abhi you seem too stressed, too angry in your last post". You already know that fact...don't you?

urshita said...

damn...i am truly a fan!

Vikas Singh said...

Well, I enjoy reading your blog and the only negative point about you is that you do not update it too often...:D

Anonymous said...

Yaar i reallly enjoy reading your blogs.
jaldi jaldi likha karo

Jus Another Fan!! :) said...

Its very difficult to not like something about a person who writes like you do. if ur character is even half nay one fourth as good as ur writing skills i think your name must somewhere up there with the likes of mother teresa!! :P
That said and now that i have completely flattered your ego let me tell you that though ur self deprecatory sense of humor is extremely endearing maybe u should learn to believe in yourself and be nice to yourself. you are too harsh on urself is what i feel!!

Keep writing!! If not anything else you are a kick ass writer!! :)

Anonymous said...

You write well but u hide much more than what you tell thru your words...
Keep Smiling... :)

Kaala Kavva said...

aaj woh baat nahi aaee kaalia.. mai hasa nahi...

d_grail said...

socha 50 kar dun...
gud dat ur bac 2 ur non-short fuse self

Anonymous said...

1. You seem to fill ur posts with similar analogies most of the time to make it appear funny.
2. You dont have emotional intelligence....i find you emotionally insecure.
3. You seem very proud of your IIM tag and leave no chance go to brag about it.
4. Your posts lack depth about anything and are like Sidney Sheldon novels.......interesting but shallow.

Anonymous said...

I want to be your girlfriend, and you dont even know me, I hate that.

but I looooooovvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee youuuuuuu :D Yiippeee!

Sanchit said...

believe me u are on a much needed vacation...

Anonymous said...

Frankly speaking, U are not coming back to life.You are just looking at things from the point of view of writing.Stop that dude! Too much of that from you. Live Life. Let bygones be bygones. Be happy. Meet people. Enjoy Madddi!!!

ami said...

all thru dis post i kept on laughing..i m quite a lazy bug bt u compelled me to write a comment.gr8 going..i m new at blogging bt u do make me love it..gr8 going abhi u must have been a comedian in ya last birth

Ravish said...

ek baar fir se jai ho gurudev ki..

Cheers!!

Tarun said...

Well, I have been an off and on reader so thought would let out some candid confession since you pressed for it:-).

Since you claimed you wouldn't stab me during one of the strolls I take, I am exercising the liberty of being transparent and being bold enough too as I never go out for morning walks.

Well, your blogs weave a spell of humour and wit and can help one laugh his spleens out. They are truly hilarious but shallow. It is non-stop nonsense and you just depict facts but have a magical way of potraying it. You actually talk about your fears and then blend it with humour trying to show how unmoved you can be. Trying to win popularity by talking straight about your fears awaiting "Oh-he-is-so-truthful-and-straightforward" responses. And then tweak it with your humour again both of which really goes well with people.

A terribly insecure guy who keeps chanting how unbothered he is about worldly opinions and reiterates that he lives life just as he wishes to. Behind all this lies a normal human who like all others craves for publicity, knows his blogs are widely read. Yet there seems to be this inherent, abstract, failing and obvious attempt to show that you are just unmoved by worldly matters. Though you have never claimed it, but it comes across. But needless to say, you deserve a pat on your shoulders for the rich metaphors and similes that you use and put a chuckle on one's face. Great Job Abhi. Keep the good work.

Suddentwilight said...

Hmmmm.... Ouch that was killing with sweetness..

btw I feel until you know a person on a personal level you cannot just judge anything on the basis of his/her writing...( even after that you maybe clueless).... there is a lot said when it remains unsaid (...heheh..)..

Abhi uses humour to represent his day to day experiences.. frankly speaking.. I can identify with several of them.. not becoz I too am an IIMite :D ( its not a disease)...

But because sometimes we are too busy to notice the minute details when we concentrate too much on grasping the "Bigger Picture"..

Likho yaar.. need a good laugh u see..:))

rt said...

Age is showing in ur blogs ;)
u arent writing often enuf for ur readers ..thats all...

plutonikos. said...

ur cute abhi! :) (from what we can make out from ur writing style ;) ) hav fun.. god bless!

Arora said...

bingo!!!!!! u have been to ludhiana , well I am also here....................so where was the wedding........and kaisi lagi city........I am sure u must have enjoyed doin the bhangra.................Balle Balle

forevermishti said...

i am here these days :-)

http://forevermishti.wordpress.com

:-)

Anonymous said...

Hi Abhi,

Since I am an ardent fan of ur blogs and beacuse u have given us a chance to speak whats running in our minds abt u ..I would say I just dont like one thing abt u that whenevr I post a comment ..u dont reply and in a bl;og where I dont post a comment u reply...thats bad..katti.. :P

Abhi said...

No Katti Please ! Abba Ok ?

Anonymous said...

I really want to know this...why do you add a space before a punctuation mark???

Anonymous said...

Ahhem!! I was so shaken by the last post that i almost decided to block this URL... Par abb im as happy as jaspreet sing dancing in his wife's second marriage[Jassi ji is my neighbor by the way!..err..ok! Bad joke!]..Seriously, i even tried to post some comments on the previous post as well but the thoughts of mad you reading my comment and throwing watever you get at the screen changed my decision! ahhem!!


Ab toh Im feeling so so so gudd for you! Njoy the vacations!! Hope to see ya soon! Take gud care of urself!

-Deepa!


P.S- You cant kill me on my morning walk because im an evening walker.. err..Bad joke yet again! :D

Anonymous said...

Let me introduce myself as a silent reader of this blog (Its a different thing that I crack up after reading each of your posts ).

To find things that I do not like your BLOG would be like finding a girl-friend for Gabbar (see, now I have acquired your sense of humour as well :)

Needless and quite cliched to see that you are the most prolific, humour writer that exists in India right now. I have read a couple of Indian authors and none come close to what you have out here.

Plain simple - you are AWESOME.


Think about writing a book? :)

Keep up the good work.

Sandeep

Busybee said...

hmmm.... ek baat bata...

r u hitched up wid someone ?

doosri baat bhi bata..

whr r u based ?

U might just get a chance to become my jijaji :D

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Anonymous said...

Was reading this page,maa kasam apni LKG ki progress report ki yaad aa gayi! :P

-Deepa!

Anonymous said...

Its a tough question indeed. For seriously, I cant remember anything from my previous association with you, that I hate. Dunno if it shows the lack of depth in our association.
But ofcourse there are many good things you have that you can always improve upon. I would say forget looking for major weakness, and concentrate on improving you strengths.
BTW this is based on quite old memory...when we used to play hand squash in school etc (Dont remind me of Brokeback mountain now, will ya!)

-Cheeku

Anonymous said...

I had commneted earlier which prolly never appeared :S

Its a treat to read anything that you write ..regardless of the fact that you'r a stranger !
You have this splendid creativity of putting the RIGHT words to those li'l actions and emotions which I believe everyone goes through - but never has a point of view to express it !

Great going sir !
And hey ! You could be the next Chetan Bhagat ..err or I should rather say - you could publish a book/novel better than his..:P

Will look forward to reading more posts AND your book :D

- Namrata -

sooraj said...

I have never really met you, so wont know.
but what I really dislike is that over the years you have begun ignoring your readers.

(managment - bullets - last post)

->when you began writing - you wrote what you felt and that had a ring of truth to it ... now, you leave out more than what you say, and what you say isnt really what you want to say, it is more of what you "ought" to say to sound funny. Stop trying to hard pal!

-> when you began writing - you used to reply to the comments; even the anon ones and they held genuine humor in them.

-> when you began writing, you actually cared about us - your readers, most readers now 'expect' you to be in a certain mould, and you just cater to it, like a fast food resturant. all service, no soul.

I doubt if you even read all these comments.
if you do read, then give me some indication that you do, atleast delete my stupid comment.

PS - im a male and im not gay. Im not trying to ensnare you for my sister as well. she is very much happily married (poor jiju mine)

Phoenix said...

I have a feeling people on this page actually think you wanna know what they like and dislike. :)

Abhi said...

@sooraj - Yeah , I do read them . And at a first glance , I do feel you are right .

bluehues said...

erm.. actually just to get the picture clearer, i live on Mars (read your 'ideal' holiday destination), am no blonde, neither do i know that many blondes... and we somehow have more or less the same worries as yours. There are times that we end up using even more bulllet points than you do ;) *grin*

dont think am in a position to respond to your questions from last para - my first visit here... yet you seem to be very much like a 26yr old! ;)

bluehues said...

LMAO with the gf wedding proposals! wahahahahaha this is so hilarious

Arti Honrao said...

Enjoy the break!


GBU
Arti

Anonymous said...

hey dude u ROCK man :-)...,
only thing i would like u to do is reply to the comments atleast to the one u feel are worthy... out of the time u spend on reading the comments u can spare half a min to reply those who have commented to ur posts, because some of those who have commented open ur blog more that u open it on a given day :P(trust me this is true),
u have been an inspiratinal sort for me every time i read ur posts i feel i am reaching near my dream, IIM. u will be having a good amount of share in my success for sure... dude hope take ma suggestion and start replying..:-),
though only recently i came to know about ur blog have read your blog, i made it a pt to read all the old posts... least to mention i had nice time doing that... kudos pal... wish u luck

Ravi :-)

Zarine said...

Hey Abhi...I always hop onto your blog when I'm feeling low or when I wanna feel relaxed.

You talk straight from the heart & I like that. (I even boasted to a couple of my pals that you were associated with Bingo chips. Now if you see people hunting you down with belan, talwar, sade tamaatar & the likes, you know whom to blame ;) ).

Net net...stay the way you are...we dont want you to evolve into something more dangerous :D.

Ye manzilen !! said...

What I hate about you?

well, the guy you almost killed while driving was me. Well, I am sure you can figure out how I feel?

You drive rash but you are a good writer, so u are forgiven! Feel free to do it again...
Peace..

ketki said...

"The skies he may own,
the eagle flies alone!"
please dont be an eagle.
i know this is a very ridiculously difficult to understand thing,
but if at all u understand, reply.

and dont kill me please...i wanna live!
you wont kill me, whose gonna read the 82nd comment anyways?????????

-Ketki

Anonymous said...

write soon...write more..

priyamvada said...

i follow ur blogs regularly..inspired by ur writtin i hv also posted a blog.i wd b realy happy if u send ur comments on my blog site.please it wil b an add on for my blog.

priyamvada said...

please visit my blog...and post ur comments...
http://lifeiscalling-priyamvada.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

mere sath guzare huye pal bhool gaya tu? woh kolkata ki parks ki walks, woh mumbai ki chat, woh bangalore ka dosa? countertop se lekar phone tak ...sirf dhoka hi diya hain tune ;))) 50 saal main ek baar phone aata hain tera....that's what I dont like about u.....yeh likhiyo kabhi blog main

trupti said...

Needless to say (but need to type hehe) I read your blog regularly :) And here's what I think - there's nothing that I hate about you; jaise ho waise raho.

Oh, the space between the last word and fullstop in your posts is annoying :P

Anonymous said...

Hi Abhi, Please include ur Pic now
Everyone wanna c u.

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M said...

Your sense of punctuation sucks. Learn how to insert "commas" and "periods" yaar. Helps maintain the flow :)

Binny said...

First of all, it's amusing to see ads of Rishte Hi Rishte.com right above your posts of ending relations. :P

Nice and humourous posts as always. They never get boring just like Tom and Jerry shows...humour in its most unadulterated form.

Plus I'm no personality expert so all I'll say is that there will be as many opinions as there are people (what a lame equation!) but what's important is to be honest to oneself. That is all the attention you should give to yourself, no more.

And before you take that chaakku out and come looking for me, I'll apparate (harry potter fan, yes). =D

aarti said...

nice post :) !
n well what i hate about is that i have really started liking u just by reading ur posts :P
anyways.. jokes apart...what i really hate about u is that u take long gaps between ur posts and make us wait for a long time :-\ but then ya i understand u wirte for urself and not for us !

Ritu said...

hey hey hey!! long time no new write up...m waiting...ur blog is good enuff a reason to bring a smile on my face...waiting for the new entry...

Varchas said...

The girl I like, likes you that is what I dislike about you! (you know that girl too)

Anonymous said...

Someone said that you brag 'bout your IIM tag.
I totally disagree! I mean why on this earth CAN'T you mention IIM ?!!?

And yeh in case you ARE bragging - then you DESERVE to do so !
( Not everybody's from IIM)

Go ahed ! We don't mind it if you mention IIM !
;)

- N -

Karunakaran Prasad said...
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Karunakaran Prasad said...

Love:

1. Sense of metaphor. Nicely done.

2. Seeming lack of pretentiousness. You *sound* honest, I'll give you that!

3. Self-deprecating humor. Again, unique.

Hate:

1. Your utter and unique sense of punctuation. Commas, freaking commas! One space AFTER!

2. Every single contentless, semi-philosophic, purportedly deep comment above. (Note the clever use of commas to prove my point #1, Section2 above)

By the end of it, there is more jarring noise than a single meaningful sentence.

(Concluding thusly, he went to find himself another blog site to insult ......)

Meghna said...

Hi Abhi,
He...he...Reading your blog always brings a smile to my face and I always enjoy it! Your jokes, PJs or good ones, all are laughable...LOLZ!
Ab kya kahoon....u getting fatter na? But square is also a (goood) shape :D

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i waited for 99 comments to be the one who posted 100th.

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Rhymonster said...

boss
been reading u from a month
only complaint is that u write very infrequently
thoda pickup kar speed
by the way fiama di wills ka ad blitz accha hai ...par work hoga kya????
also ...ur amazingly funny in the sarcastic bent of thought...
chal post karte reh!!!

Anonymous said...

i know u have a life, but i really wish u'd blog more often :)
luv ya!
p

Anonymous said...

heyyy..i think u write reallly well... i love readin ure blog.. u do write exceptionally..;0) always puts a smile on my face..

shweta said...

Sometimes words dont speak a thing, silences do. Sometimes it's best not to care about things and be your self dear. Understand that, there are times when people forget that you are a human being with a heart that beats and a smile that's damn sweet;). That's how life is sometimes totally happy so much so that it's tough to handle sometimes too low that we feel at the bottom of pacific occean.
Just one piece of advice, dont give up on things that defines you, that is yours, everything else is just passe.
Shwets
P.S: Just be happy..!!

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Abhinav said...

I am somewhat a new blogger and I feel bit inexperienced in commenting on you but I can comment your comments.... ;)
It seems some people are jealous of you.. he he... they just feel they their blogs don't get that much popularity as compared to yours...
According to me, you have a very nice blog and it really feels nice to read it again and again...
keep posting
- Abhinav (Another one ;) )

Satan said...

Hi! hey I read a couple of your posts and just as you write for the sake of it... I'm commenting for the sake of it! And I feel what your problem is.....
You are intelligent but lack the dedication to become genius....
You were probabaly brought up on a whole lot of reading... not just curriculum stuff...... and you appreciate finer things of life..... so you seek to be "happy"... But you know truly happy people never waste much time on such things!!! Also you are seeking some gal or so your post suggested... may I give a suggestion.. Just pick one that looks tolerably good and has average IQ, for the rest it always works out fine.. And please dont be so conceited about being an IIM, I mean you can write a single post without saying that, you can simply write MBA you know ;-)

Ritu said...

m still waiting for ur next entry...:(

harshit taunk said...

Dude,
I wanna let you know that I have been going thru a hell off late in my life but when ever i read ur stuff i feel very happy n trust me i forget about my pains in life for atleast a short while..
Thanks so much Abhi.

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Glad you scrapped the Mauritius plan, cause you'd have been disappointed. There aren't much blondes in Mauritius. Really.

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ankita said...

from your post i can easily say that u think a lot like i do..its jst dat i cant seem to pen down my feelings in such a fluent easy manner as u do...so i m at a big time loss...but what i really liked about ur post is ur great sense of humor...awesome man..hope i give u a strong competition someday... ;)

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