Monday, September 08, 2008

Somebodyz Back.

So this has been my longest stay away from the blog . And over the last two months , my personal life has dipped to an all time low. I never thought I would transform into this work zombie whose highest point of the day is a 46 year old housewife from Bhatinda telling him she liked the fragrance of the shampoo he sells .

But I realized this had happened when my mother called me up three days ago and this happened –

Me: “Hi Ma.”

Ma: “Accha sun, surgery theek ho gayi.”

Me: “Surgery? What Surgery?”

Ma: Pause. I told you.

Me: No, you must have dreamt about telling me. It happens at your age.

Ma: “Chup reh. Your dad had this thing at the dentist today. He is fine now. No pain as yet, though he is on anesthesia.”

I understand it was no big surgery with the little red bulb above the room’s door and restless relatives sitting on benches outside and the filmy “Hum poori koshish kar rahe hai” from the doctor. But still, there were blades and there was blood and there was a pretty heavy bill. My mother told me about it. And it was just wiped off my memory. I remembered that I had to mail my boss that report which was already a couple of days late , but I did not remember about my dad.

So it’s time I remember the phrase from Spiderman 3 – “You always have a choice”, and start making the right choices instead of being the guy who talks about soap ingredients* on a date**. (*I sell Soaps and Shampoos for a living, hence the soap ingredients part.** Being very optimistic , I assume I get a date .) And it’s not only about the family. I have been losing friends faster than you would lose your cool if there was a porcupine inside your pants. Most of my friends don’t call me anymore, and those who do, call me a jerk. I mean, I have been compared to a wooden chair in context of my sensitivity levels, and the wooden chair has won invariably . And to be honest, which I have seldom been, not in the college exams at least, I do not blame any of my friends, or ex-friends. I am not proud of the guy I have been lately. Those who have still stuck to me in spite of me should be brand ambassadors for Fevicol.

But while I have been busy killing my personal life and discovering the pathway to a life of lonely existence and talking to the pet dog , my parents have been busy trying to bring it back to life. Last month, they ran an ad in a newspaper matrimonial ( I know , what kinda guy participates in an arranged wedding in an age when fourteen year olds have their own sports bikes and eight year old girls want to dress up like Kareena Kapoor ? Well , a guy who is no more enamored by the external beauty and just wants a rich lady now . my kinda guy ) . My sister had serious reservations against the act, because she thought the ad was incomplete without the adjectives ‘Uncaring, Unshaven, and can kill for the TV remote” in it. Now, the problem with trying to find a wife through this route is , that unless you meet the girl , you think she is extremely beautiful , can be in the Limca Book of Records with her talents , and is a total delight to be with . I mean , I expect no one to tell me that she looks beautiful unless the make up washes off , hates guys with their mothers alive , and is totally delighted once she grabs holds of someone else’s credit card. Not that I want a girl with or without any particular attribute , but the net problem with an arranged marriage is that people are not themselves till it may be too late to do anything about it . I mean, she may be smiling at me and thinking “I think I want to stab him with a pencil immediately.” And the same for the girl .I am sure she will have her apprehensions, which will be aggravated when she watches me laugh at cheap jokes and eat with my hands. So, the way things are going, things should get fun .At least for you.

In fact, talking of marriage, the more I learn, the more I believe that a marriage needs to be lived through before we know it’s good or bad. It’s a profound statement, so I think I will shut up and just let you admire the pearls of wisdom that I shower upon you. By the way , you remember me promising to start making the right choices about twenty lines above ? Well , as a start , I have come home this Sunday and am going out with family to a show of Rock On now . The last movie I happened to watch , nah , subject myself to , was ‘Ugly and Pagli’ ( No , don’t even ask what made me did it . And don’t even ask what that movie did to me. ), and I definitely need something good to restore my faith in the movie making capabilities of bollywood directors.

And my parents definitely need something good to start believing that their boy can still appreciate a day without a laptop, sales projections and pink slip warnings in it.

We will talk again , soon.

135 comments:

Anonymous said...

Have been reading your blog for a long time. Couldn't resist posting when I realized I would be the first one.

YOur writing always makes me smile....I know, I am not supposed to be doing that in every post!! I mean the kind of perils that you go through... :)

kalpana said...

tu delhi aaya.. and u didnt even called me ?????

mar jaa kahin doob kar,,, DOG UR!!

Serendipity said...

Its been long since u last wrote... have been checking out the blog to see if there is something new....
As far as the arranged thing is concerned.... All i can say is.. Welcome to hell!!!
:-)

Keep writing more often... And am sure u wud have liked rock on! Its different! :-)

Take Care,
-Sachin

Serendipity said...

And yes... Very Nice blog once again (sorry missed it the last time... guess was too happy to know that i am the 3rd one to comment :-0 )

TC

Anonymous said...

Nice post as usual. And by the way as far as the arranged thing is concerned then dear you can't be sure about the person though you have been with him/her for years--I just mean that your statement is sounding prejudiced--get rid of that if you can. Waise all the best for your arranged thing if it gets worked out and I hope that you get your family life back pretty soon!

Himank said...

Man seriously you should start blogging a bit more regularly.. Now seeing an entry in ur post has almost become an event.. Dont do this is my request.. Allow us poor chaps to read ur writing!!

Revathi said...

You are back!!!!!!!! OMG!! You are back!! whoaaaa!! You are back!! :)
Welcome!! Aur frequently blog karo yaar please!! :)
Nice post!! :)

Echo said...

awesome blog..i just wish u wud also reply to ppls comments..anyway..arranged marriage..get ready for tht "chai main shakkar kitni daloon ji "dilaogue!!!hahahahaha

Abhishek's Musings.... said...

Yeah - a very long hiatus - do be more regular. this blog really set me thinking how similar everyone's life is :)

Charu said...

Nice post ... good to see you back :) ... I m curious to know how your arrange marriage arrangement posts will be... looking fwd to them :)

BRAT said...

arranged marriage.. gud gud!!.. read this for more details..
http://jbharat.blogspot.com/2006_06_01_archive.html

a small write u i did long back on this...

Sanchit said...

good to have to back... :)

Abhinav said...

Welcome back!
:)


Looking forward to see more of you.. and i have a candidate girl for marriage.. i will mail her pic if you want!

Astha :) said...

Can understand a bit about comic tragedy of going through the process of arrange marriage... me on the same track waiting for the runover of express called "vivah"... and trust me i do feel like to stab the front one with the oencil sometimes... :P

Homer said...

Whoa.. Thanks buddy.. finally a post from you... and i thought personal life is what is keeping you busy and u nt getting time for writing a blog..
after all u in chd and chd ki kudiyon se fursat ni mil ri hogi..

Anyways.. Nice entry.. like it!
and though m nobody to giv u advice bt still .. considering hw ur personnal life is going, u better accept that arranged marriage would happen to u so start seeing the good things abt it..

Nupur said...

hey Abhinav, been reading your posts since a long time and trust me hve ben waiting for a post from you!
Nice post as always!! You make IIMs sound boring!!

lavender tulips【ツ】 said...

It has certainly been a while since you've blogged...and half of India has been eagerly waiting for it...
If it all you're feeling sucky, just remember things can only go up from here yeah?
And the arranged marriage thing is tricky...Sigh! Why is it so hard to find someone to love & to be loved back!!! I don't have words to express how I feel about the situation you're in, but I'll pray for you. If you do end up praying for yourself (but somehow I doubt that) pray for wisdom... I hope that'll help!!
An add in the paper is meant to be for second hand couches and cars...not significant others...I hope you'll be okay! *hugs*

lavender tulips【ツ】 said...

Okay...I just had to say it after reading people's comments- this post isn't funny! For some reason I just want you to be showered with hugs and cuddles!
And I think everyone should get off your back about writing more often. Sounds like you've got your hands full at the moment.

-n- said...

Hey welcome back !
Its great to be reading a fresh post of yours after a long time :)

Oh & couldn't agree more with you on this - 'net problem with an arranged marriage is that people are not themselves till it may be too late to do anything about it'

But if you are lucky enough , it won't be too late ;)

Good luck :)

Emraan said...

you cld always marry me. No unanticipated problems that way

(key word - unanticipated) :P

Emraan said...

oh and waise,

the 46 year old lady from bhatinda wasnt the only one who told you that the shampoo smelled good. you forgot all about me :-/

Ada said...
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Ada said...

woah.... wot a relief to see a post !!!! He's alive... He's alive !!!!
I was under the impression tht u were dead gone or had vowed never to blog again and boy, m i glad to know tht I was wrong... bienvenue mon ami... glad to see 'nother post

anshuj said...

I think I'm one of those 'fevicol brand ambassadors" managed to keep checking your blog, even when you'd given up on it.

Amlan Nanda said...

a post! a post !

Phoenix said...

The One Week Therapy:

Take a break. Real chhutti. Sleep one day. Pamper mom the next. Spend time with everyone in home the third. Call up all your friends and ex-girlfriends and so on and so forth on the fourth. On the fifth and sixth, meet some of them. On the seventh, decide whether *anybody* you know in all that list is worth marrying. OR put in that ad, take the risk and go abck to Chandigarh.

Anonymous said...

yay! u back!

Ravemz said...

Thats a weird feeling dude, to find yourself short of time for your family.

Good luck for the marriage, may be you can post a matrimonial on your blog as well.

The wooden chair comparison was hilarious man..

cheers!

Scribblers Inc said...

nice nice...nicely nicer than the nicest...nicestuous....

Scribblers Inc.

ketki said...

Two months! I was almost starved for your posts.
Anyways, its really nice to know that u r back!

lotus dew said...

chinta mat kariyo, achchi ladki mil jaayegi.

hmmm... said...

Doesnt look like u hv given a thought to njoing a peaceful night sleep as yet...
try it for once :)

(Posting at 6.41 in the morning...:D )

Mohini the skeleton said...

I always thought there should be some thing like marriage prototype to show before finalizing the product.

gunj said...

:)
go watch this movie called "socha na tha" :P

Anonymous said...

awesome ...

I was feeling the same lately .. like a cog in the wheel with no control where I am headed and no care about places I have left behind.

you know what I did, I went into my old hostel mode, did a Night out listened to lots of songs and watch "jab we Met" even with that witch kareena. that movie did made a point to me and m back on my carefree chill track.

enjoy !

Nautankey said...

Ailaa marriage bug for you too.. Hope you get a good victim and the responsed wud have been higher if they had put ur snap[after a proper bath n shave-ji]. Did they?

AshenGlow said...

Not that i love reading how difficult your life has become since your MBA days.. or that i relish the fact that there are more in the world who are compared to the family of non living things when it comes to sensitivity levels...

But i really like the way you crib.. so much better than the league of professional whiners whose rantings have more swears than punctuations.

:)
Keep writing... there are many more wooden chairs on this Earth who love reading you...

Ashen

Saurabh said...

Awesome Post!!!! well I read somewhere that
"Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up"

Hope this may give you some hope :-)

Rushme said...

hey ya.. ws missing ye blogs for long... kinne dino baad new post likha...??
well d first tym i read yewr blog i found it pretty interesting.. simple narative lingo.. den i readye blogs from d starting dats frm 2004.. phew..!! kaafi tym laga padhne mein.. buh it ws worth reading ye blogs...!
n pleez...keep wryting more often..
take care...
Rushme

~vagabond~ said...

Yup. Cant totally identify with the too busy for my friends and family phase. It stinks. But you need to shake out of it.
Phir shaadi?! 8| ...so I'm new here, but even after reading just a couple of blogs, I can tell you're starting to get obsessed with this whole shaadi problem. Aur bhi gham hai duniya mein...or something of that sort...my hindi's really bad. There's a lot more to life you know, other than obsessing over marriage. And yes, you do write very entertaining posts. :)

Santosh said...

Thank you. :)
You made me smile, as always :)

Anonymous said...

Hey
i have been following ur blog from final year of my engg college days- don know how i came across it- but u have an amazing natural flair of expressing yourself beautifully and making ppl smile. this is my first comment on your post and the funniest part someone before me has writeen the same thing i just noticed now :)

DIA said...

hey,

Good to see a post after seeing punjab di khabraan for ages!!
and on arranged marriage.....trust me its not all that bad....infact its lovely to discover a person as you two live togather, you grow togather and love each other more than any love marriage couple. Ofcourse there will be differences but that is also a charm. But be engaged for 6 months before you get married. you woule definately be able to guess if the other person is livable and lovable as you go along.

Ye manzilen !! said...

Marriage is good for married people - singles should stay away from it...phir nahi bolna warn nahi kiya..

Welcome back-

Rohit Sachan said...

Hey nice to see ur post ... even I was looking forward for it ..

Bilkul sahi kiya news paper mein deke..
Ads are for wider choice.. Think of ur self like a Shampoo, vo bhi single piece.

Main bhi jab badha ho jaunga to yahee karunga. :P

vaise koi pahale se hoto try mar lo us par bhi, calcutta mein,engg College mein..

Sab ladhkiyan yahee kahati hai
"tumhare jaise ladhake ko to koi bhi mil jayegi" aur jab unhee line maro to fir wahee purani nautanki .. neways

All the best for laddoo ;)

Anonymous said...

hii..read ur blog for d 1st tym..even i agree after reading some of ur writings..a smile appears on face!n abt arrange marriage..guy gv some tym to urself..stabbing each other is d 1st thng that to mind wen dis interview kinda session takes place..but being wd each other 4 sumtyms do help to kno each other sumwat better..try it..gv sum time:)

Anonymous said...

Same old bakwaas, in a new way ofcourse. Well... life is a circle. You start and end from the same point. Point is in the journey.

Anonymous said...

Hey…I guess it is indeed a strange feeling to wake up one fine morning and realize that you are drifting far from your friends and family…and courtesy blogging I guess your anonymous readers know more of you than your close ones! But then, it’s never too late to wake up and begun to like oneself and being liked once again. So, good luck with that!
So, mommie-daddy are out on a hunt… this is one situation I can relate too quite a lot! For, I too happen to be passing by a phase when not a single soul on planet earth is happy seeing me single. My landlady is getting hyper thinking I might never vacate the house… have been there in Sector 8 for three years now! The sabzi-walah isn’t too pleased too, for all I buy is 250 gms aaloo and 250 gms pyaaz and perhaps one nimbu and two shimla mirch! The maid is not happy for she hates coming especially to wash clothes of just one person. As for the mommy-daddy of our cousins, I am setting a bad example! Anyways, my parents too put in an ad in the paper for the same; this was some time back. Now, they are targetting matrimonial websites …Luckily, I haven’t been asked to meet anyone till now…I don’t know if this arranged thing will work for me, but then there is no stopping parents! Wish ya luck with this too !

Krishna said...

Hi Abhinav!

Glad that you are back to doing what you do best. Entertain us.
Btw, i think you should charge entertainment tax to everyone. :))You are simply amazing.

And yes i have awarded you the I love your blog citation. Please do visit my blog and accept it. Hope you'll come. :))

Sarath said...

ur post reminded me of my job. the same situation. No time for others, though i stayed with my family, i hardly talked with them, busy day and night. Work/life balance ki to waat hi lag gayi thi.

Best of luck with the arranged marriage thing

Vandita said...

"a marriage needs to be lived through before we know it’s good or bad"
profound indeed!
luck and love buddy...
am sure u enjoyed Rock On!! as a respite

Stupidosaur said...

//We will talk again , soon.

Talk on!
Rock on!

And in the process keep teaching me a thing or two about being funny, and being an arranged husband.

Spare me the shampoos though.
(In terms of talk, as well as you can spare some bottles of your product for me :))

Sari said...

m back too..
Who are you???????
:)

Bunnu said...

abe andhere kee paidaaish..kahaan maraa raha tha itne din?

abe tu saale ab akhbaar ke throgh shaadi karega!!! saale ye hum jaise playboys ke naam pe dhabba hai..ab tu famous 5 ko kaise chehra dikhaayega????

disaster said...

Now that you are supposed to get married... finally...:D

two words of wisdom that I received over this subject:

1.) Men always try to understand systems. This is their inherent obligation.

2.) Women in itself is a "SYSTEM" and a very very complex system.

So, Just pray that your to be "SYSTEM" has only a few faults and you are able to overcome your urge to identify those faults of the system.

How to select a good system:

1.) System must be in working condition ( no Housewives) so that besides you there are some other souls on this earth to sort out its faults.
System @ home doing nothing will lead to exponential rise in faults.

2.)When you go to watch the system ( it normally happens in arranged marriages), question you must ask is "Define Administrator (ideal husband)?"

Best of Luck...

Sarsij said...

nice post, as always, less humorous...but I can understand the state of your mind.....these are the side effects of thinking about shaadi! (just imagine what would happen once you are married).

waiting to read more and more from you.

Uma said...

You touched a chord man...Stuck in same situation...workwise and personal life, both ways I can identify with the blog..Its less humorous but still enjoyed it a lot..Pls keep making right choices.

Nishith said...

Abhinav u are on the right track...After all there are only two ways to become rich
Either U are born one or U marry one!!!
Way to go!!!

www.beatnikzworld.blogspot.com said...

Hey Abhi.. been reading your posts for the past 2 years now, but this is the first time am leaving a comment.
Already a lot of people have commented on and advised you on the whole shaadi deal, so not gonna give you any more on that.
Just wanted to tell you that your posts keep me going. I know you're going through a tough time youself, so won't complain about how you've gotten less humorous of late or how I(just like everyone else) want you to write more frequently.
I just hope that things get better for you at both personal and professional front.
Good luck and God bless! :)

bappi said...

felt good to see a new post after lots of viewing the same old post.
Thanks for ur posts.
keep posting frequently.

Me_wid_Myself said...

Heyy!! welcome back Abhii..:) Aurr ye kyaa ghabraa raa hai chhote!! Tu toh cheeta hai yaar !! Tell you whtt.. marraige makes you more good !! You become a better man. Well All luck for soni kudi ! GOD bless !!

Me_wid_Myself said...

Oye.. Incase you forgot.. this is shalu

Shy said...

Loved the post. I've been waiting for this update for so long, and so have a zillion other people. :))

Best of luck with everything...

Anonymous said...

Thankssssssss for coming back!!!

Please keep posting regularly!

Keep smiling :)

aru said...

U have absolutely no taste!!! Ugly and Pagli was such a beautifool movie.... and also, just a piece of advice... Arranged shaadi kar rahey ho to Bhagwaan ke liye is blog ka kisi ladki ko pata mat chalne dena nahi to koi shaadi nahi karega tujh gareeb se....
(Btw Rock on me kya Sex hai... tu Maan Gaye Mughle Azam Dekh!!)

Primitive Lyric said...

The arranged marriage scenario isn't as scary as it sounds, certainly not in today's world. Mine was part arranged..atleast it started off arranged, with the parents checking out eachother credentials, before showing us our photographs. We had two conversations on the phone before saying, "Naah..this isn't for us." Once the pressure of marriage was off, we became friends, got to know eachother, fell in love, and then told our ecstatic parents, "Yeah, we're ready now."
So you basically have the option of meeting someone and getting to know them before actually deciding on whether you want to go ahead with it!

santasizing...Fantasizing said...

just came across your blog through and through someones(no direct connection)...and m loving it:-)
keep up the great work..and i'll make sure to be a regular and faithful visitor..:-)

Fathima said...

Wrote after such a long time and 67 comments within 10 days - and u r still pessimistic abt urself?

akshara said...

I hope one of your 'choices' involve posting more often :)

She said...

Congratulations and welcome back. I read you through Sidin's blogroll and had almost stopped checking for updates. its good to now that you've made some smart choices.

About the wedding bit. I agree with your philosophy completely. You can't tell if its good or bad till you go through with it. So how do you decide about the one you want to marry. I hope you find the right one soon and when you do, please let me know how you knew she was the one.

Neha said...

hello, I have added ur blog link to my blogpage. hope u dont mind (kaam karne ke baad puch rahi hun, par fir bhi)
this post is as usual hilarious.

Tanvi said...

It's the first time I've dropped in at ur space.
Interesting, I must say.
Keep it up and keep rocking!

SM said...

Have been following your blog since January 2006.. Din't realise how much I missed reading your thoughts until, I saw this post.. An absolute delight, pls keep us entertained, its a good place to unwind!

cheers!

daman kohli said...

welcome back.... but please be a bit regular :)

Rgt said...

Welcome back!

Emraan said...

the phone's switched off since the night yesterday and Emraan cant reach Siddarth, why so?
Can siddarth call back once he sees this comment on your blog please? Emraan is getting concerned.

Keep Guessing said...

nice blog...like it...

Priti said...

Wooden chair - LOL
Bloghopping got me here.... your writing style is too funny. Keep it going!

Kiranjyot said...

came to your blog from Priya's blog.
Good stuff :)

Adding u to my blog roll.
Hope thats okay!

runjhun said...
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runjhun said...

my aunt is ur blog's regular reader,she left me your link whn she came to my place.indeed she was right ,u r a great writer with excellent expression ability ,who unknowingly brings a smile on the face of the reader.So u realy can't say bad thing about u the way u did in this post.i think u r great person who will make a great friend,it's just tht u need ur own space and you r not expressive.the point is friendship is to accept the person the way he/she is ,no matter wht..keep writin n keep rockin....

American Idol said...

Hi..this is my first comment on your blog..I needn't comment on how you write as everybody is familiar with your writing skills and imagination capability...but I just wanted to say that you are excellent whether it is a serious issue or a funny subject...I have never seen or read such an amazing combination of fun and sensitivity before...And lastly, if I don't share the real feeling, I would be doing injustice with this blog...your post can make anybody smile,laugh and stop a while to think of what we usually don't give attention to...god bless you...and keep writing whatever you feel...I am sure everytime it will have something for us to learn and look forward to..."keep smiling and going ahead, Magician"

BrownPhantom said...
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BrownPhantom said...

Hi Man,

Loved your posts. Can identify with a lot of them. I see that we have some common friends (Kharagpur party in IIMC).

Bubbly Vodka said...

Oh no. Don't lose your life to work. It totally sucks and in the end, it doesn't even matter.

anupam said...

maaalik happy b day in advance! book sook likhooo abb.blog ki aisi ki taisi.hmmmmmmmm.happy b day!!

God bless you Hero!

With Regards

Anupam

Iris said...
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Iris said...

OHHHMYYYYYGAWWED....U from NSIT!!.... I jus read one of ur ancient posts with Bhatia and Kakrola in it... Damn...I always wondered if ur "good engineerin colg" could be my colg..gr8..I am gettin sentimental now :P

Ohh and ur blog totally rocks ya..Add me to ur Fan list :D

keep writing...

Emraan said...

:)
arranged marriage?
Oh yes - arrange the marriage :)

Emran loves Siddarth. (but siddarth is no longer 'Siddarth' ... so should it be Emraan loves Emraan Junior (this guy learnt Emraan's antics just a few days ago you see :P)?

mishti said...

aaj munnu ka budday hai - 8th October :) Happy budday munnu :)

Abhinav said...

wish you a HAPPY wala Birthday!!!

Anonymous said...

Belated happy birthday!
Hope you had a blast on your birthday. But hey, when will we get to see your another blog? Do write that soon!

Anonymous said...

why dont u marry sunshineenjoy? she is looking too, both of u have met, friends..I like both of u.and have had fantasies abt the blog u both can write after the wedding...he he he....i was kidding...good luck on ur search

Anonymous said...

U HAVE REAL CRACKS WRITING COMMENTS IN UR SPACE..WATCH IT BUDDY...BTW U ROCK MAN

Aah said...

Wow, just stumbled across your blog recently and I love the way you write..
cheers!
http://travellingdesi.blogspot.com/

AsMi said...
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AsMi said...

Somebodyz Back...in hibernation :(

me said...

Hi
Came across your blog just today and believe me its already in my bookmarks now.
Your writing style is just amazing.
Spend my friday office hours on this. My boss would be really glad to know this ;)

rituja dwivedi said...

Hi
Came across your blog for the first time today and its already in bookmarks now. Your writing style is amazing.
Spend my whole Friday morning reading this. I hope my boss will like that

happy said...

welcome back :-) nice to read your post..

happy said...

you write awesome :-) your posts always make me laugh..

anamika said...

Please come back from your hibernation. we are dying to read your next post. And just a suggestion, do write something on global recession--I am sure you might have lot many interesting things to talk about. Hope you won't take my suggestion as an offense, after all it is your blogs and you should decide what to write and what not.

Anonymous said...

WILL U MARRY NIDHI? SHE LIKES U

Anonymous said...

KALPANA....UR DOG

Anonymous said...

long time.. no see...u nt arnd in blogville.. kahin shadi to ni ho gayi??

Rohit Sachan said...

Honey ke sath Moon pe chalega gayee bhaai .. Ketthe ho tussi .. Abhi to sirf shadi kee baten ho rehi hai ..itme meein hee time milna band ho gaya.. jab bache ho jayege tab kya hoga :D

Anonymous said...

Mind defining your soon ?

Anonymous said...

brand ambassadors for fevicol...hahaha

shrey bhatt said...

Have been reading your blog for a long time. Your blog is too good for my smiling face and make me and my friends always happy .

Jagjit said...

Funny u are!

Sari said...

wah or ek or "Mr India" ki script..though not yet decided the end .. emmmmmmm ... lets wait for sum more time ...

Mohit said...

IIM waale baccho ko arranged marriage ki zaroorat :O !!

Main to sad ho gaya...

@Roopa Thomas, Gunj -- I always knew Socha Na Tha could be a true story !!!

ketaki said...
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ketaki said...

okay!!so r u some blogging star or sumthng!!man!i have never seen so many people commenting for a single person..gr8!sum achievement dude!!nywayz jus came across ur blog while searching on "bunking classes" n had a gudtym reading it..:D

Anonymous said...

plz blog more frequently...luv ur blog

chatter box said...

hey!

i happenned to stumble upon your bold, and thought i'll write a word or in praise of your lively, humouristic style of writing. but i see u have a huge fan-following already :o) not that u don't deserve any of it...

i really enjoyed ur page. hope to read more of ur comedy-cum-tragedy filled life. meanwhile, one movie that may change ur perception of hindi movies for good: Wednesday.

tc

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Where art thou o friend!! We miss your posts :(

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a very refreshing post..never fail to read ur blog during my bskool xams! :P

priyanka's said...

Good write up on making the correct choices...
Well Rock On was a very gr8 improvement over Ugly Pagli ...
:P
keep it up... keep blogging!!!

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Just a few more days to go.. And our dear Abhi will break his own record of longest blog post absence.. :P

Miss ya dude.. write soon.. Take care..

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m sure ur a gal otherwise u wud've ever never replied to comment which was meant for abhi!! watever ui call him is none pof ur problem!!
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Hey

first time ever, i've read ur blog, and honestly, i quiet seem to like it :)
good one, but the "arranged marraige" thingie needs little more thought. u just cannot get in and out of relationships to find ur right partner. u need to take time and give enough space to the opposite person, if u really wannna know them. just the same applies to arranged marraige as well. think about it (if u can manage to steal time after selling shampoos :P)

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Sushma said...

And i think u r Ram Gopal Verma.. (jus stumbled on your blog.. it surely is interesting:-) )

Renu said...

came here hopping, but very interesting post:) Marriage is a gamble arranged or love, seen many couple who dating for 5 yrs got into marriage and got divorced after 3 years.
Arranged have better sttistics for stability...reason cant be pimpoionted, but may be becuase here many parameters can be chked in advance, plus it s a family affair:)

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