Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Punjab Di Khabran ( Hope thats good punjabi ?)

~ There is a Cinema Hall right next to my office in Chandigarh . I mean , I step out of the office and my foot lands in the balcony . Rickshaw bhee nahi lena yaar . Boss se daant khayi ? Movie dekho ! Laptop crash ho gaya ? Movie Dekho ! Salary mein Income Tax jyada kat kar aya hai ? Movie Dekho ! And I have to watch Singh is Kingg there. Being in Punjab , how can I miss this one ? That would be like being in a Girls Hostel wearing opaque glasses.

~ After four long turbulent years , I am getting myself a Bike again . Have been driving a car since then , and my recommendation is that unless you have three screaming kids and a wife who wants you to take her to the annual discount sale , buying a car is like going to the Library with Hansika Motwani ( Hansika Who ? You are lucky you don’t know ) when you can splash on a beach with Priyanka Chopra. Streaming down on a rain washed road riding a bike . Cool wind against the face . And a 6’2” Constable Daljeet Singh from Punjab Police giving you a ticket for over speeding. Bliss.

~ The way things look , I will be on the Delhi-Chandigarh Shatabdi almost every week . Last week , I undertook the first one of these trips . Learning – If the question is : What makes more noise : A) A Jet Plane playing Himesh on the CD player and revving its engine behind your ear ? B) Three sardaar kids playing Antakshari on the seat behind yours ? , the answer is B . I guess my faith in the physical capabilities of their father saved them , otherwise I had a clear action plan to fling them out of the window . Atleast the one in the Yellow Turban who was singing that song from Ashok Mastie. Thanks to them , my Ipod is back on the train Journeys.

~ I am staying as a Paying Guest in Chandigarh . I hope the landlord’s family has an appreciation for music at late hours . Because unless they think playing Linkin Park at 2 in the morning is a good idea , me and them are going to have some serious opinion differences . And then don’t blame me if their pet dog goes missing.


~ I know this is kinda girly , but I have been following a show called ‘Splitsvilla’ on MTV lately . I never knew Indian Girls knew so many Hindi Galis . I never knew Indian Girls could be so mean over a stupid game show . I never knew my faith in the strength and elegance of the women of today would dive lower than my college grades.

~ Here in Punjab , show me a Parantha without Butter , and I will show you a Camel which plays Golf . And it’s not butter as we normal Delhi people know it . It’s a huge dollop of Butter melting right on top of a steaming Parantha . I mean , aisa lagta hai makkhan hee serve kar rahe the , galti se neeche ek parantha dab gaya . If my calculations are right , the money worth of Butter being used at Lucky Dhaba on the road connecting Ludhiana and Amritsar is only slightly higher the combined GDP of Botswana and Zimbabwe.

~ I recently got a Nokia Business Phone . While I am yet to explore it’s multiple features which , Nokia claim , include everything except a Juice Maker and a Nuclear Missile Launch Button , one of its features is that the phone says out the name of the caller . And that’s a pretty interesting thing . Yesterday , when a friend by the name of Himani called me , I was like “Huh ? He Man found my number ??”.

~ These days , a summer trainee has been doing a project with me as her “Mentor” , which by the way , is similar to Salman Khan running Khan School of Driving . Anyway , a couple of days ago , she was seated in my cabin and I was thinking aloud about an aspect of her project , when she suddenly broke into a chuckle and said “You know Sir ! I really like your working style ! Such a non serious attitude towards Work !” . Well , she still claims that was a compliment , but I have told her to be more direct the next she drops me a ‘compliment’.

~ It’s 2.45 in the morning. And only a job with a call center can keep me up now. Time to Crash. And if I don’t have a good day at office tomorrow , I think the cinema hall next to it is playing some comedy .

181 comments:

anshuj said...

wow, Cant believe it, Gold for me

anshuj said...

And this When I don't even check your blog quite that often, when I tried to lok for comments only after I read the post...this must be my lucky day :)
Or it must be the time lag here in US that has some role to play here.
Anyhow, the way things are going, you're doing well in Punjab it seems, just steer clear of hawaldar *jeet singh.And I'm looking forward to more movie reviews on your blog now.

Abhinav said...

very nice as usual...! All the best for the new bike.. safe driving.. don't drive much at 12 Noon.

Jeet said...

Like anshuj, I expect more movie reviews too.. :) and drive safe.. i am thinking of getting a bike myself but I think I just become a lazy car person :)

Urv said...

LLLL (That means Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing) I was thinking of writing LMAO but I don't think its practically possible :D
Make sure ke teri trainee ka compliment tere tak hi rahe and does not reach the higher authorities. NON-serious attitude towards work :)

nits said...

hey... welcome back...

after such a long break... come on dude... start posting a bit more frequently...

and on this post...needless to say.. funny as ever...

Jyoti said...

Hi Abhi,

So glad to see your post after such a long time...I used to check your blog every day and used to get so disappointed to see that you have not written anything.

Do write more often.

All the best!!

Sanchit said...

watever u say, seems that u are enjoyin ur work a bit more.. ekdum iimc type post likhi again...

-n- said...

Nice post yet again :)

Enjoy your stay as a paying guest , lunch over dhaba with butter paratha , the cinema hall next to office , new cell phone !!! ;) & of course riding the new bike !

Couldn't get better :P

Rohit said...

Yaar abhinav bhaiya.. kassam udaan jhalle ki aap hadd likhte ho :P


me to fan of yours.. remember kabhi aapse mail karke tips li thi? :P

Anonymous said...

Great post! Keep blogging a bit frequently [:)]
btw as far as correct punjabi is concerned then the title should be "Punjab dian khabran"

Ravish said...

oye balle balle balle...

The lost word said...

kabhi kabhi lagta hain, what a waste of good writing talent.

I love your blog and I know what you do with your talent is strictly your own business, but I honestly think you can be the next MBA guy to write a book and do a good job of it :)

Whattteverrrr ! said...

:)) quite funny....about the butter...i have slipped on it many times...In chandigarh we had a canteen at office ...5 Rs for 2 peice of bread and a 50 gm(min) of liquid butter on it...even if yuo say NO for it....makes bizzness sense isnt it ;)

All Talk and No Action said...

Phew...after a lonng time this one !

As usual...pretty entertaining...

Drive safe!

Amlan Nanda said...

“Huh ? He Man found my number ??”.

hahahhaahhaha...........

and what its with the ' ~ ' this time??

ketki said...

nice to see u back.

dhivya said...

itne dino baad finally a post!!
hope you have adjusted into the new place enough to write more frequently and not make us click on the blogroll, see no updates and sadly click back.

Oh and one more thing, believe me judging modern Indian women through splitsvilla is like judging modern Indian men through the fellow who pinches your behind on the DTC.

janak chandarana said...

Such a non serious attitude towards Work!!

LOL..
way to go..
ITC must be happy :)

ankita said...

hey abhinav...as usual a cool post..as non serious as ever but great..n it makes u laugh at it sheer innocence..take care of punjab and the punjabis(read girls and their big daddies)..well i m almost sure that u r already doing well at the latter one... ;)
well.... post a little often yaar...already lookin forward to ur next post...

Live life like there is no tomorrow..... said...

hey abhinav...as usual a cool post..as non serious as ever but great..n it makes u laugh at it sheer innocence..take care of punjab and the punjabis(read girls and their big daddies)..well i m almost sure that u r already doing well at the latter one... ;)
well.... post a little often yaar...already lookin forward to ur next post...

Live life like there is no tomorrow..... said...
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Emraan Hashmi said...

oye - trainee girl, splitsvilla ... seems like Emraan must visit Soha Ali Khan's boyfriend :P

(go figure)

prady said...

Abhi,

You know there is a clear transition in your writing style from what you used to write... Don't even know if it is good/bad/right/wrong, just noticed it. You are probably more of the thinking point-wise tyes...

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>>Jass said...

LOL! LOL! LOL!

Hilarious as ever :)

richa said...

hey Abhi,
please do write more often!you havn't written about the punjabi kudiyan u encountered in chandigarh;-)))

Anonymous said...

as usual........mood refreshing post!!:) :)

shweta said...

I wonder what do I write, u are flooded with comments already. Anywayz just be safe with da bike thingie, was alwayz scared of two wheelers and smebuddy better put a childlock on ur TV.
Nd before i start on like a sissy nanny jst njoy ur stay in chandigarh.
Shwets

Huzefa Mukadam said...

Haven't watched Splitsville, so can't say about the gaalis there but google ads is pretty good at showing a link to TeriBehnKiChoot on this post as their contextual advertising.

Pleasure.

Bubbly Vodka said...

I like the randomness of your writing. Very refreshing and hilarious indeed.

Revathi said...

arey mast likha hai yaar!! :)

// I guess my faith in the physical capabilities of their father saved them

Sigh!! nahi to kya kar lete??? :rolling eyes:!!

// mean , aisa lagta hai makkhan hee serve kar rahe the , galti se neeche ek parantha dab gaya

lol. i know. i remember eating in this dhaba outside of amritsar once and jeeez!! itna makkhan daalte hai, i m like "yehi dhaba visit karne ke baad bush ne indian middle class ke baarein mein bakwaas kiya hoga"!! :P

increase the frequency of ur posts man!! :)

the girl next door said...

hi abhi

nice post. Hope ur having fun with ur philms :)

Sutta said...

My first time here, and trust me this is the most hilarious stuff I have ever read. Sach mein boss!!
The humor is classy, truly classy!

I read sooo many posts!
Loved your blog would be a big understatement.

Kickass work bhai. :)

Shashank said...

hi abhi .. shashank here .. i just happened to come to your page from pritesh's recommended pages .. and i must say i didn't regret a bit! :)
you write really good .. keep it up .. !
i will bookmark the page .. and will keep visiting for more! :)
good luck!

Anonymous said...

gr8 to see u bak.. please write more frequently..

The Guy Next Door said...

I went to University in nearby Jalandhar 10 years ago and must say that the only highlight most of us found about the town was the food. Khaao aur Peeo , thats what Punjabis do best. Apne weight ka khayal rakhna , prava !!! Sat Sri Akal

Ye manzilen !! said...

Abhi
Get back to work. My ITC stocks have taken a nose dive brother...have mercy- Make some money!

Enjoy training....oops driving

gunj said...

he man himani was funny!!

a_woman said...

>> I never knew my faith in the strength and elegance of the women of today would dive lower than my college grades.

Please don't typecast based on a bunch of bimbettes doing exactly what they were hired to do.

saheli said...
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Anonymous said...

Jot down each & every thing you expect from this man's blog. After all he writes to pander to your wishes rather than his own pastime. If anyone still remains dissatisfied, go for the kill.

a_woman said...

I am sure the last post is from a guy.

Soulmate said...

The amount of butter served with the parathas is what makes them so sought after... After all thats what Punjab represents...

Homer said...

Chal.. hun mummy tere khane ke liye pareshan to na hogi..
Punjab da makhan te ghee tanu mota ja kar denge! ;)

rt said...

its a good post..but hoping that u will write more often now that u dont have the family responsibilities at home ;)

Avantika A. said...

Hey, came across ur blog and have been reading it since morning! Nice work. Is it ok if i link ur blog on mine?

krish said...

hilarious as usual!
keep them coming more often!

Serendipity said...

SHit!!!!! 48 cmments already...me jealous!!!! some market value you have dude ...I mean being the first one to drop a comment on your blog is like race against speed (now whatever that means).

-this is your spaceship fan (pankha wala fan nahi)

vins said...

Back... and with a bang... 10/10

Khushi said...

So u r married and have 3 kids, is this the reason for that Car, to ab sale kaha hai yaar ? Tujhe to pata hoga hai na :P :D :D

Sari said...

.... WHO ARE YOU ??? :)

Anonymous said...

:)wud like to know how much u speak in real life?

bcoz u c the person to write so much n that too after acute observation must be quite!

which u dont appear.

Echo said...

wow man! awesome sense of humour!glad i chanced upon ur blog!aisa lagta hai makkan hi serve kar rahe hain...hahahahah!!!!

Anonymous said...

Didn't u visit the lake, & sec-17 yet? I'm sure you will come out with some observations :)

Echo said...

hey!ur blog is like an addictive novel!which makes u feel really nice..i mean lik its got very feel good feel to it!
i luvvvvvvvved hurry om hurry!

thetemplartalks said...

atleast they put u in chandigarh with malls and stuff.. for me the closest movie hall here is 180 kms away ;)

Maneet said...

U write awesome stuff man! And must say, u shd write more often..

Actually I am seeing Splitsvilla myself, and its a killer when it comes to girls' reputation... Stupid show, spoiling the way guys looked at us Indian Girls.. :(

But anyhow, I am still glued to see more naatak ;-) U take care n do keep the good words flowing..

Cheers!

Anonymous said...

Ailaaaaa!! Tusi chandigarh ich ho??! :D Ive been there recently and i just loved the place so so so so so much!! Rather on my way back to Delhi i was thinking of pataofying a handsum chandigarh da munda ..Ahhem!:P

hahha..sardarjeez playing antakshari would have been a treat to ur ears :P!Vaise bhi chhote chhote sardars are tooo too cute!

ahhum! Before i spill out my excitement any further[Kya karun! Punjaban hoon na,chandigarh ka naam sun ke hi dil dance maarne lagta hai!] wish you a verry happy stay there!! Enjoy to the maxx!

Takecare!

-Deepa!

living life said...

~lol coool post!!!!

Anonymous said...

long time no see........welcome back n pl write more frequently v all miss ur blog!!

Rajesh Roshan said...

फ़िर से एक मस्त पोस्ट..... देख अभिनव ऐसी बात है की इससे अच्छी खबर तो हमारे टीवी चैनल वाले दे रहे हैं..... खली और राखी के बाद साईं बाबा का नम्बर आ गया.... इसलिए बार बार मत पूछो, मेरा नम्बर कब आएगा.... आएगा और जरुर आएगा बशर्ते ये....क्या नाम है दासमुंशी अपना डंडा न उठा ले.... वैसे कमेन्ट तो यही मिल रहे हैं की अब इस ब्लॉग में ऑफिस की बातें कम फ़िल्म के रिव्यू ज्यादा मिलेंगे.... Lets See!!

Anonymous said...

dude!!i luved ur blog so much tht i almost hav a crush on u!

Sirius Black said...

Welcome to Punjab buddy :D
nd u near FR or Piccadly :P

lavender tulips【ツ】 said...

Now you made me crave my mums parantha's with makhan on them!! =)

plutonikos. said...

nice random stuff.... :)
me bak to d blog world....

Anonymous said...

Nice post,

good luck for ur new bike....
i think u r not trained at salman khan's "khan school of driving"....
its good dat u r not....

zara sambalke bike chalana....
by the way which bike u r going to buy???

and ur post is as funny as ever...
but,its good if u blog regularly.so,dat we can enjoy

Divya said...

there are people who call u 'sir'...bade aadmi ban gaye ho yaar. how are u? long time..

Mr. Critic said...

haha.. something tells me i will be visiting this blog very often now.

Something tells me i need to stop putting depressing things about myself in my blog..and focus on the funny side of life.


please..dont stop writing..even though it seems its only once a month.. so keep it coming

thanks pal.

Roamer said...

man u write :)

and trust me Butter ke bina Haryana aur punjab wale nahi rehe sakte.... :)

AJ

Scribblers Inc said...

great stuff...the humor is classy but then again, an overdose could be lethal...a piece of art nonetheless!!:)

Scribblers Inc.

Think Tank said...

man i dint know anybody who had such a brilliant way of complainin . *thumbs up* :)

Saurabh | Golu said...

Hey Man !!!
Amazing sense of humour
It's great to have such people sharing their thoughts.

Keep it up
I wish one day i could write the way you write or for that matter may be better than u ;)
Who knows ?
Don't mind though

Carry on the good work and personal advise : Don't mess with sardar kids, they can make u hate ur life to the extent that u will scream for death.

Trinaa said...

rofl..!! :))

Anonymous said...

have been following ur blog on and off for sometime now, its refreshing read, puns are witty and clever.
Keep blogging its good fun to read all this.

Koustubh

Anonymous said...

dont know bat splitvilla....... but i did saw a promo.... of a show" BITCHES DAIRY" n hey. u didnt mentioned... PUNJABI KUDRIYA........

Harshita Kamal Mehta said...

The punjabi is gud for sure... :)

I understand Splitsvilla has almost shocked me but then I have seen guys sinking to depths too in Roadies...its big mess out there...

For the Parantha stuff, I agree. I have been to Punjab a lot many times and I still wonder how they manage to hold still after such paranthas and a glass of lassi... :) Singh is truly a king I wud say!

I hope you end up with some wild-rocker family as your landlords...lol They may serve Linking Park and Metallica on the palette then.
:)
It was quite refreshing to read your blog...Keep blogging...Nice meeting you.

Inexplicably said...

Bhaaaji ! ( if i may since you are punjab da puttar now), are you ever going to update this blog in my lifetime? I've acquired Kids, I may die soon ! Pl write !

ada said...

boss... bohut sahi likhte ho, dimag hai. Fell in love with ur humour after reading the blog abt us sister suspecting the Honourable kaamwali bai of stealiing her precious ipod. Been ur fan (read ac) since then. Kaash I get to meet a person like u (non dilli ka banda), so tht even i can claim to hav a love life, than being a pathetic single, even at the age of 22.

Nyways, enuff with nonsense. Sirji, I desperately hope u dnt lose the midas touch with more n more bloggs coming up. Aapki blogging desh ki mehengai jaise safal n behtar hoti jaye. Starting with the worth appreciating Ass-pects of ur blogs: I've loved the butter part, Daljeet singh part, "YouAssAye"part, Amrood ki Jhaadi ke peeche baitha hai bandook pakde Al Sami part, Govinda look like a philosopher part, ye kaisa rishta part, khali part, etc etc etc.. (Baaki padhne k liye aap ke blogs pe likhi kitab ko refer kare).

Itne sahi hai aapke blogs tht I found myself discussing the Paneer Pakoda party conversation, with a lady I kno, who paid a bomb to hav her daughter join pre school. Not tht i dnt hav enuff to talk abt, considering I'd hav sed enuff, all in my little life, to bring uma bharati n mahesh bhatt n aaj tak correspondants (together) to shame. Ur blogs remind me of Lakshman's You Said It or Watterson's Calvin n Hobbes. (Zyada khush mat hoeyega, you're yet to reach tht zenith). The humour is simple n sensible. I jus hope (as I hav sed b4), ur humourous n sensible blogs dnt wear n tear with tym.. only to b termed depreciated n useless !!!!

Good going great.

Regards,
Just another fan

P.S.: Hope u like the comments, if not... who cares !!! Ghar mein ghuss k maar thode hi paaoge :) Also, all the best with Chandigarh Gals, I've heard they're as good as the XL ones

Vinod R Iyer said...

first time here ... Awesome blogspace mate :)

Sara said...

Hilarious..very funny and totally original..glad I stumbled upon your blog!!

Vandita said...

LOL, "HeMan" =)) i cant stop laughing abt that and every other word in the post :P
it also reminded me how we had fun with the same feature in my frnds phone... i remember i made him rename my number all sorts of names before it finally reflected my real name :P

Anonymous said...

Yaar abhinav... From where do you got those phrases and metaphors man? If they pop up from your mind, thums up to you. If you copy them, plz let me know the source ;)

Anonymous said...

Pls write more frequently yaar!!! har din chk karti hoon..lekin wahi puraani khabran!!

Faisal Abbas said...

hey....i loved ur blog...sriously...loads of ppl write abt their daily life...but u've got a knack for it...and ur similies are awesome (wait...wht i mean is "salman khan...khan driving skool" basically comparisons...)..

i've bookmarked ur blog....truly gud...atleast this post is...lets see if the others are the same!

licato said...

nice post man

Anonymous said...

areeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyy oooooooooooooooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee abhijith........... or abhinavvvvvvvvvvv... where are you man.... kuch naya post likhhhhhhh.. :D

AshenGlow said...

Yet another roller coaster ride... :)Enjoyed it... Heh.
Chd is a beautiful city... hope you are having loads of fun there!

Love,
Ashen

MADHAVI said...

Hi Abhinav,
This is my first comment for you.
nice and hilarious post. I think your posting post more about movies and you posting this post from very long period of time. keep posting oftenly. I like it. meet my site. visit sharvarionline.com

Anonymous said...

aur mister comedian(pehchaana ?)
leave it if you didn't(warna anon posting ka kya faayda), I have bookmarked your blog to my humour section, keep up the good work.

Vaijayanta Chattoraj said...

hi abhinav,

- y dont you get your blogs published by a publilishing company. i believe you are aware that most of the good bloggers are doing the same thing nowadays. and your blog is a real hilarious one and feels great to read. :)

- what do you have to say about Abhinav Bindra who won the first individual gold medal for India in the Olympics? after all both of you share the same firstname. isnt it? :)

regards,

vaijayanta
http://vaichatt.blogspot.com

Sowndarya said...

Hey hey hey!!! Am so excited to see you again....ofcourse on the blog...How are you and where did you disappear all these days???? I have been sending mails and also called up your old number a couple of times...how are you kid???....BTW, forgot to ask the basic question 'Do you remember me at all??' ;P

Abhi said...

@sowndarya didi - I remember you as much as I remember myself ! Still have that book you gave me :) . Now , to the important part . Mail me on abhinavj8008@gmail.com please ! My old number and email has gone out of use. Please mail or leave ur id so I can send you my number ! Please !

Homer said...

is it because you want to see lot of comments on your post that u hav not posted something from a long time???

tum kuch post nahi karoge to baaki log tumhari isi post par hi comments dalenge post karne ke liye..
and i guess u r waiting till the comments cross 100 .. the would you post something..
dear.. please.. dont wait for comments .. i know u nvr do .. bt please dont make it seem so..

lavender tulips【ツ】 said...

I want to know if you did end up watching Singh is King in this cinema in the middle of Punjab! That's something I would love to do right now!! I miss apna Punjab!! Brrrrwaaahh!

Anonymous said...

hey why no posts....life sucks man..write some thing to pep up....

Anonymous said...

cant keep readin ur old posts all the time...kuch naya likoge tho maza ayega...

AmolR said...

Hi Abhi,

So glad to see your post after long time...

Waiting for the next one...

All the best!!

Anonymous said...

hey...been so long u blogged !!
comon...i'm waiting for the next one..

Emraan said...

100

Garam Bheja Fry said...

Mere SIMI garewal, kahee Ban to nahee ho gaya! Tu bhi kerela me tha kisi wakt, wahee training camp chala karte the...tere sketch jaari kar diye gaye hai..
Tu jab Amrood ki jhaadi ke peeche muhammad al saami ke saath baith ke ludo khel raha tha, tab maine dekha tha.. kyuki mai bhi bagal waali jhaadi me baith ke..Ahem! flush toot gaya tha yaar!

blogging ke auto me baith ke hum bhi india gate pahuch gaye ab!
Khaalis photuu chaapi hai magazine me..!! :D

Aarti... said...

very nice as usual...!
awaiting the next one ! :)

Inexplicably said...

How can one get ITC to advertise on their blog by NOT blogging ? !

~vagabond~ said...

Loved reading your blogs!

Vaibhav Lall said...

hey man,,,
my frst time here...!!
bt its tooo damn funny...!!!! laughter is smthng tht everyone needs to liive...i respect ppl who give thos dose to ppl arnd them...keep gng...!!
god bless...

qfunk said...

awesome blog dude. gr8 sense of humour...

The Guy Next Door said...

Where are you, mate?

ATAullah said...

hey,

When someone cannot help smile when he reads a post, then that might either mean the post is way amazing or that someone has a permanent smile disorder . however, i think the former is true in every aspect .
Liked the post from the very start till the very end .could not help but smile at the down-to-earth-ish humor and at the very light tickling one liners .
Nice post there . keep updating ! :D

Iris said...

hey..luv ur blog...waiting eagerly for the next post :)

kunaal said...

ah aplashing on the beach with priyanka chopra .....

Anonymous said...

Dear Mr. Abhinav, just one request please keep writing- u write awesome: u knw many ppl have or face things similar to wat u write but not all have this natural flair of writing so feels realy gud to read them on ur blog coz we identify with it. More so wen u write on life realted serious issues like - what is being happy, observing ppl when stuck in traffic jam- its amazing simply amazing- its like- hey i feel that too- it often wakes up people inspires them- so please continue writing both serious and philosophy stuff :)

pritiahuja said...

ROFL
Galti se neeche paratha dab gaya, 'he-man got my number'....
Hahahahha I couldn't control my laughter for a good couple of minutes....
Even I'd had my share of shocking experiences when the phone calls out the callers name... the male voice is better... the female voice is prety sad. Moreover the best part is when you on the sms reader and make it read sad hindi shayari LOL

Jagjit said...

Hehe, I've lived in Chandigarh as PG for 5 years. I can connect to everything that you say. And butter on paratha!!! Bang on. I miss parathas we used to have in Sector 15 market... And yeah what I miss the most is 17 ! OMG! you brought all the memories back to life... I am missing Chandigarh again. I am rolling you on my blog.

ANIKET JAIN said...

hi BADE BHAI,Jitna maja mujhe aapke is post ko padne main aaya usse jayda maja Comments padne main aaya......gr8 art bro....
wht the gr8 thoughts u hav man...gr8 MAN power n gr8 Mind power..its my first time on your blog..n nw i m thinkin tht i will b with u since last time of ur blog.....gr8 man ....never end this...keep writin.good luck

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