Yup Yup Yup , I removed them. Nah , not the hair on my arms but the last two posts.I removed them.
Lesson learnt :
1.don't wash the dirty linen in public , use a semi automatic BPL washing machine.
2.Love doesn't fail.People do.
And thanks a lot to people like angel , karthika , rohit, V n a lot of others for helping me out.
And since I have just 15 minutes before I leave for home , the best I can do is to post the following stuff I just came across on a buddy's blog.
In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because ofstupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."(...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-oldswith head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and....I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now,somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunbury’s peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eatnuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh....fly Delta?)
I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one: On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
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Hmmmmm
good effort....
keep it up....
Hmmmmm.....Very interesting....you choose to remove those two posts but choose to keep posts like "Someday it will happen", "Fight club" and "she".....dude i hope you've removed her from your mind as well.....
@Jack Sparrow:thanx man.i need a good laugh these days.
@Rohit:with the placements still an year away , don't expect me to buy a fully automatic one.
@Saurabh : let em come buddy.if i wanted to stop comments , why wud i post things on a blog ?
@zing: it was a ctrl C + ctrl V job yar.doesnt take much effort.
@anonymous:thanx for finding this interesting !are bhai jo aap bolo wo delete kar deta hun , mujhe jeene do !!!!!!
hi abhinav...cant help but ask...r u really in as jolly a mood as u appear to be?
hey abhinav, what do u plan to do further now? and no i am not talking about ur career
@V : umm..well..err..yup.i am.
@ anonymous ; I plan to make another coffee.
Latest newsflash : anonymous comments have been disabled in view of the moving comments by some unknown homo sapiens.
@raj : help me accept.(howz that fr a simplified response ?)
oh yea.. i think we have!!
puts a different spin on things doesnt it? wut say abhinav?
Excellent, love it! » »
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