Tuesday, April 19, 2005

I removed them

Yup Yup Yup , I removed them. Nah , not the hair on my arms but the last two posts.I removed them.

Lesson learnt :

1.don't wash the dirty linen in public , use a semi automatic BPL washing machine.
2.Love doesn't fail.People do.

And thanks a lot to people like angel , karthika , rohit, V n a lot of others for helping me out.

And since I have just 15 minutes before I leave for home , the best I can do is to post the following stuff I just came across on a buddy's blog.

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because ofstupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-oldswith head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and....I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now,somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunbury’s peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eatnuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh....fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one: On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

16 comments:

Jack Sparrow said...

Hahahaha - good one, mate!

rohit kaul said...

LOLs..this stupidity thing started frm Hemnani's blog and it seems its spreading like wild fire....btw i m a bit curious too....Y a semi automatic washing m/c :-?

adios
rohit

saurabh ohri said...

good to see u in jolly mood

one suggestion:remove anonymous comment method from ur blog
it will help

zing said...

Hmmmmm
good effort....
keep it up....

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmm.....Very interesting....you choose to remove those two posts but choose to keep posts like "Someday it will happen", "Fight club" and "she".....dude i hope you've removed her from your mind as well.....

Abhi said...

@Jack Sparrow:thanx man.i need a good laugh these days.

@Rohit:with the placements still an year away , don't expect me to buy a fully automatic one.

@Saurabh : let em come buddy.if i wanted to stop comments , why wud i post things on a blog ?

@zing: it was a ctrl C + ctrl V job yar.doesnt take much effort.

@anonymous:thanx for finding this interesting !are bhai jo aap bolo wo delete kar deta hun , mujhe jeene do !!!!!!

Vidhi said...

hi abhinav...cant help but ask...r u really in as jolly a mood as u appear to be?

Anonymous said...

hey abhinav, what do u plan to do further now? and no i am not talking about ur career

Abhi said...

@V : umm..well..err..yup.i am.

@ anonymous ; I plan to make another coffee.

Abhi said...

Latest newsflash : anonymous comments have been disabled in view of the moving comments by some unknown homo sapiens.

RAJ said...

Hey, you have a real way with words and depth that is admirable. Do you think you make the world a complex place ?

WOuld not talking about her in your blogs help you accept what has happened or make it harder.

Abhi said...

@raj : help me accept.(howz that fr a simplified response ?)

neha said...

hi,
i just wnted 2 say 2 all those who read abhinavs blog n 2 him dat hez the best person in dis world.Hez writing ill abt me coz he wnts me 2 hate him, he wnts me 2 feel "dat he is a crap" so dat i 4get him.
in d beging i got confused dat how can he(who luvs me most n whom i luv most) can hate me in just 15 dayz, wat happnd dat he started hating me,but d truth is dat he still luvs me d way he used 2.
dats y he wrote those blog entries,he didnt cared abt negatv commnts of peple who once read n appreciated hid entries,coz his aim was 2 make me hate him.
he knows our future 2gthr is not possible ,so he wnts d partng 2 b less painful 4 me

let me say just one last thing. NO MATTER WAT U DO I WUD STILL LUV U 4EVER WID D SAME INTENSTY.
whn i fell in luv wid u i dnt expctd dat it wud end wid our gettn married.
i m happy dat i met, n had d bst moments of my life.
u made me feel so special n complete.
its hurtng dat v cant b 2gthr bt just 2 knw dat sum1 like u exist is grt.
bi n take care

rohit kaul said...

ummm.......now wat can i say....seems like we all have jst witnessed sumthing special....

adios
rohit

deepti said...

oh yea.. i think we have!!
puts a different spin on things doesnt it? wut say abhinav?

Anonymous said...

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