Thursday, April 28, 2005

What are u searching ?

Yeah Yeah Yeah. I am happy. Not that I have been made the CEO ,that would take some time ( centuries ?), I am afraid.But I am happy because things moved along quite a bit today as far as my summer project is concerned. I had been googling and regoogling and reregoogling stuff on the internet ,and today finally i stumbled onto a pretty useful chunk of useless data required for my project .Infact , on a philosophical note , the more I live life , the more I become aware of the importance of "Google" in supporting the human race.

When we guys were on the brink of a nervous breakdown making our engineering final year project , it was "google devta" which came to our rescue.We downloaded a decent amount of code from the net and ended up making something which we still have got no clue about . At the IIMs , google is more used than any financial or economic model ever devised.Be it a report on the cigarette industry of india , a survey on the bicycle usage in Finland , or an outlook on the undergarment industry of Zimbabwe , every burning need has the one and only Lord Google to satisfy it.

And not only the professional life , google has had a pretty divine imprint on the personal aspects of my life too.I still remember that "kaali amavas ki raat" (too much of scary hindi movies ?) , when as a nervous 14 year old ( or was it 12) , I typed down "pamela anderson pics " on the sacred google bar , leading to a very informative and educational online session.Then there was the sunny afternoon , when a frustrated 16 year old , tired of carrying around the "single-ready to mingle" tag line ,angrily punched in " how to get a girlfriend" on google's website. Googling "Life at IIM" was another regular habit till I got in. I still occasionally google the names of girls Ive had a crush on in my short lifetime , hoping to find them somewhere ,with the culmination being a happy and teary reunion , with the girl telling me how much she admired me secretly.

But even our newtonic genius called google fails at times.Recently , I had to find out about the acquistion of "Ruchi Biscuits" ( where do these sell ?) by "Shyam group" of companies(what do these guys sell ?).So i googled about it , but it so conspired that I ended up reading the review of a south indian flick with a hero named shyam and the lead actress called ruchi. But this can be classified as an off day for google ,the knight in the shiny armour for students , engineers , summer trainees , sex maniacs , parted lovers around the planet.

18 comments:

rohit kaul said...

abhinav do u "tht" on all the amavas nites or ws tht an one off case? and u were 12???errrrrr....a bit young no?? :D :D :D

adios
rohit

karthika said...

so...we can conclude that ur life is all abt googling..and more googling yet to come

zing said...

we can then say everyone( at least techies) to worship"google Devta".
google jee is a real help in project purpose.

Vidhi said...

truly...Google comes to the rescue every time! and the amt of info we r exposed to...humungous!

Anonymous said...

im sure it was not an one off case.and abhinav do u wish that amavas comes everyday

saurabh

Darth Midnightmare said...

Google.....the B-schooler's only saviour in times of need :D (apart from indiastat ;-) ).

Cheers!

Tyler D said...

Google...giggle... this is nice...

haha

sona said...

hi abhinav

u r god of crazy writings.....
google surely is a bless....searchng for my btech project code also....:)

Abhi said...

@RohitK:u find 12 young ? n i had been planning to do "tht" since i was 8.

@karthika:yea.infact my dream is to get a job at google.

@zing : i appreciate the way u used the term google JEE .i can see u almost touching the feet of google jee.wat respect.

@V: yea V.knw wat ? i dint knw wat "humungous" means, so i googled it.

@saurabh:bhai ..am not that frustrated over pamela.

@johnnny : aha , another B schooler.n he wud know.

@tyler : giggle giggle giggle.

@sona: god of crazy writings ? that is a compliment , rite ?

rohit kaul said...

*shakes head in disbeleif*
8 yrs???mannn...i thot i m the only culprit in this wide world...now i have pretty distinguished company:D:D
Welcome to grp of mad-since-8 *raises Pam's pic*

adios
rohit

indiagenie said...

thanx for taking the time to visit my 'silent as death' blog and then going so far as to even comment on it.
Beware,the spirits must be disturbed by this rare occurrence ;-)

Cheers,
Aditya

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just_a_girl said...

i google my own name :)!!

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