Friday, April 21, 2006

Ek bangala bane nyara - club remix

It is past midnight and this is the time there is no airtel lady or sabjiwallah or mummy to disturb my rangeen thoughts .Since the day I have landed home , everybody has been telling me that I need to be more mature and responsible .Today I was walking down the street with a friend and we see this auto . So as we are passing it , I decide to talk to the auto driver .

Me : "Haan bhaiyya , khaali ho ?"
Driver : " Haan , kahan jaana hain ?"
Me : " Nahi jaana nahi hain , khaali ho to aao milkar ludo khelte hain."

The guy reacted with the seriousness of a lung cancer patient , and remembering it , now I really think I should mature up a little .

Anyway , without my computer connected to a hostel LAN brimming with anything from bhojpuri movies to documentaries on mexican goats , I feel as helpless as a cockroach lying on its back when I have to spend 14 minutes to download a single track.I downloaded 'Ari Ari' by bombay rockers last night and according to ma , it sounds like some haryanvi carpenter calling out for his tools .The song playing on my system right now is 'You are beautiful' by James Blunt.I think songs like this and aadat , which are about heartbreaks and longing tend to do better than others because almost every guy who lacks a red convertible and the looks of a hrithik-abhishek combo pack has some kinda heartache. Next up on winamp is 'Sexy mama' by Bombay rockers again . I have two mamajis and I need to be a rhino with a dozen viagra shots to find any of them remotely attractive , so Bombay rocker's mama ji must be something . Actually these two years in the hostel have made my ears addicted to music . My room there was like a non stop music station with my winamp almost reporting me to the software welfare commitee for overuse. But please , I am not one of those intellectual and artistic souls who would give up their wife's ovaries to support some music band and eat the kids of the guy who won't . I have bumped into guys with egos the size of a camel's hump hanging from their heads who argue and fight over things such their favorite music band being the best in the world or some pop star being a complete disaster born during the halloween . Apna funda to ethanoic acid ke formulae jaisa simple hain , I like the sound of some song , I like that . And if I don't like someone , I don't go around slitting the thyroid glands of those who do .

Like I guess every guy over 60 and some grandkid to get hold of will do so and muse 'Arre hamare zamane mein hote the singers , jaise K L Saigal , unhe sun kar kidneys jhoom uthtee thee" , but I have some emotionally disturbing memories of his singing . When I was a kid , my dad got all excited during a shopping trip and barged into a music store and bought an eight cassette collection of K L Saigal . That night , after dinner , he got together me and my sis .

Dad : "Aao mere nanhe munno baccho , aaj main tumhe asli gaane sunaata hun . K L Saigal !! yeh aajkal ke sonu nigam monu nigam kya hai iske saamne ".

Me and my sis look at each other and think 'Mummy to bach ke nikal gayi'.

Dad puts in the first cassette in our shaky BPL player . After a couple of minutes , a voice sprouting directly from the cold victimised nasal tracts of some guy flow out of the speakers ...

"Ek bangala bane nyara
rahe kumba jis mein saara
Sone ka bangala chandan ka jangalaa"

Me and my sis exchanged looks and suddenly burst out laughing .Saigal mamu jaan , yeh gaana hai ya kisi sharabi architect ka bura sapna. I hear Dad gifted the Saigal collection to the Chaddas on their wedding anniversary after wrapping it in some thick gift paper .

Chal rambo bhai , ab main so jaata hun . I have started to get bored at home and need to arrange for some company and tie up a trip for some movie or something soon . And this time , I better be serious with any auto driver I talk to. Last song of the day before I hit the khatiya - Something Something by Mika !!! How exciting .

58 comments:

Ankit said...

Yes first one!!!!
haan iim mein to ho gaya.. aapse messenger par baat karunga kafi cheezen poochni hai....
abhi exams hai so...delta sa busy hoon.:)

Ankit said...

okay after reading the post ......
I wont say much abt the music band love coz i had few heated arguments with my frnds on this issue.

But seriously u need to be more careful while talking to auto rickshaw walas...

anu said...

havent read d post yet..but pahle paani ka jugaad fir bijli devi ke khayal ab bangle ke sapne..gud ..step by step progress..lage raho...i pray all basic amenities u get soon !

Arvind Iyer said...

sigh....you ramble !
I'll try the other posts...

agarbatti singh said...

haila ..me 5th..not bad not bad..haan to first things first..tere post ne meri morning ko superr good morning kar diya...
taxi walle uncle ji..kinni ahchci kismat payi thi ludo khelne ki...nevermind ..mature and take hold of some immature taxi uncle......meri kidney jhoom rahi hai...do dil mil ..sun kar..take care

Raam Pyari said...

nahi, nahi, nahi....if becoming responsible means not having harmless funn then plz dunt be respnsible....

Mallika sherawat hates clothes.
abhi is a funny guy.

adios amigos

anu said...

ohk is bangle ki charcha ho rahi hai..do one thing ..on sunday morning at 8 am make uncle watch rangolee , dey guys almost all time show one sahgal's raag-alaap in shrdhanjali section at the end of it i.e abt at 8.50 so that who r not brave enough to tolerate can just switch off d tv...so even if u switch on d tv at 8.50 u will be listening dat ek bangla bane nyaara or like...uncle wil b too happy to c dat song on one of the channel when so many wud find it suicidal for thr channel revenue if dey do d same !

Sumit said...

waah sunil baabu .. naya ghar .. nayi gaadi .. nayi bijli !!

badhiya hai :P

Shriedhar said...

//I hear Dad gifted the Saigal collection to the Chaddas on their wedding anniversary after wrapping it in some thick gift paper .

LOL
god save 'em :))

ANI said...

Gr8

sunshine said...

Am reminded of two things. First, remember how you shocked that strawberry seller and the cab wallah in Camac. St.? Bechara soch raha hoga ki ab taq to u've been married.

Second... remember the monsoon wedding song? And the "shey-je" lullaby with those sound effects? Man, I still laugh my guts out....

Chori ki baatein meethi churi hai..
Chori ki lekin aadat buri hai..
Chori ki aankhen sharabi...
Hai inn mein nasha bhi...
Ke dil bolee........

Mast gaana hai, hai na? Reminds me of the Dhannon ki aankhon mein song, not the one by Amitabh Bachchan, but the R.D.Burman one...

HOTWINTER said...

KL Saigal is my Guru. He is soooo Romantic. His voice is too sweet.
I like nasal singing.(See how people are blindly following Himesh Reshamiyya nowadays ....Tera Tera Tera Surooor.........) I really appeciate your dad's concept that aaj kal ke soni monu nigam kya gaatein hai, gaana chahiye to Saigal saab jaise gaao.

Isssshhh, uve given them to the Chaddas (are they the Gurinder ones?). I wish I could get those cassettes of KL Saigal saab. I was searching for this collection for a long time.

Sayesha said...

Hahaah! :D

I remember one particularly suicidal song by KLS - "Jab dil hi tooooot gaya, hum je ke kyaaaaa karenge" Sheesh! :O

Virus© said...

lol... :D

N hey tell me do u miss your college, the non-stop rock muzic in the hostel, the night-outs with your friends?

Abhishek Upadhyay said...

Arre bhai yeh kya hai?

Laughed like anything after reading your blog. My pancreatic juices spilled from my nose.

Great going brother. IIM must be missing you.

Scorpion King said...

Boss u r Laughter NO 1

//haryanvi carpenter calling out for his tools

// guy who lacks a red convertible and the looks of a hrithik-abhishek combo pack has some kinda heartache

//I don't go around slitting the thyroid glands of those who do

he he hehe hhaaa haaa...

Hope tera nyara Bangla jaldi se baan jaye with one Mrs.Bijli devi ..

phir sabi logo ko LUDO khelne jaaroor bulana what say ??

Scorpion King

preeti said...

nice post..
me too getting hanky panky at the thought of "no movies from LAN" after 1 month or so
but thr s no harm in searching for ludo-partner :) and yes KLS reminds me of the same song as Sayesha..

chimera_nids2abhi said...

Aare 'chaddas' !! :P Lolz...

and amazing dream house...:))

Was fun going through the comments about the singers and songs..

KLS and his 'voice' !!

Rickshaw walla ke yun hi jaane diya...should have asked the association to blacklist you ..:P !!

Shekhar said...

With all due respect to modern day directors, I feel that if K L Saigal were to be re-born today, he would give some serious competition to Himesh Reshammiya in the 'Annual Nasal-Tone Singing Awards'

Sreekumar said...

soch tune kitne over 60 logon ko offend karke apne blog ki readership kam kar dee hai...thoda mature ho beta...

Sirius Black said...

nice 1 man , though i feel ur earlier posts were better , still nice stuff :)

Fursat said...

I feel as helpless as a cockroach lying on its back when I have to spend 14 minutes to download a single track. hehe

now i am sure tu pagal hai :P mad mad mad :D

next week ka plan banate hai movie ka..yeh week to :( :(

d_grail said...

visited ur blog for the first time today...am holding my sides laughing..will blogroll u..keep writing!!!

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Phoenix said...

u really shd grow up a lil...and its even simpler than acetic acid if u want, though it does taste THAT bad too

pandora said...

started to get bored?..i am experienced in this case...advice doon? try out 'paaper belling' and basket weaving!! :))..can also try knitting sweaters...if want more information/ideas..i'll hlp u out..:P

Lalit Singh said...

that autowallah conversation reminded me of the old times
Me: Bhaiya Karol Bagh jaogey?
Autowallah: Haan
Me : To jao

neddyw said...

Hi
Iam an IIMC grad passed out around 20+x years back. (bangla bane nyaara category!) Your blog is great reading. Brings memroies of my hostel days (No digital memories those days!- just faded images more gray than colorful expet when u meet another graying or bald fat person who says he was Gattu or somebody when the memories burst out - a colorful distorted skein of images!

Sorry for the long post but really enjoy ur writing!, Send me a comment if u feel like !

Rebellion said...

LOL Abhi...

Awesome post!!! What humour.. what examples & what comparisons yaar! Really funny :))

I particularly loved your post 'Fat kid in the mirror', "jaldi photo kheech, sach mein koi paap na ho jaaye".. I was ROFLing to that one for dunno how many minutes!!!

Keep writing...

Take care,
Aarti

PS : Thanks for visitng my space & writing to me. I'd replied your msg in the shout box (in case you haven't visited it again!)

Bruce Almighty said...

great post sirjee.,,

all i can say is m really awaiting your novel...

keep posting..

OrganizedChaos said...

ooooh i am ur type of music lover ... never know the diff between the genres..

i have a thumb rule iwth my dad if i feel that the song appears to be dug up from the harrapan sites then will not listen.... though he still tries to force us to hear black and white numbers..my sis and i sing along and torture him..so he lets us go

chitra said...

Hyuck hyuck...me rolling on the floor laughing :) :) !!

Hema Malini ki Saas said...

Obscene Baba..don't u dare change urself..

U r as good as one can be..

As a matter of fact..a lot of people need to imbibe the talent u have- to laugh about almost anything in this world..

Sudipta Chatterjee said...

Munnu bhai, maine suna tha ke aap jaise log hote hain... aaj to confim ho gaya. Uss auto-walle ne aapko muft ka lift kyun nahi diya pagal-khane tak ye raaz bataiyye ga.

dharmu said...

saigal has been one of my all time fav. my dad used to sing the 'sooja rajkumari' track every night for me.

i liked the rhino part and the discription of saigals nasal track. i was still giggling when my boss came over to get soem work done.

I must say, u have one great kidney for humour.

Abhi said...

@ankit : Sure rocky . Just buzz me at abhi844 and am all yours.

@anu : yup . roti kapda aur makaan , yehi hai asli mard ki pehchaan.

@arvind : Oh . Am sorry .

@agarbatti : hehe.Bhagwan kare aapki kidneys aur pancreas hamesha jhoomti rahe.aur haan , liver bhi.

@ram pyari : haan haan , tu to kahegi mujhe ganwar bana rehne ko.agar mature nahi hua to pata hai na meri lugai ko sugar maangne kahan jaana padega ?

@anu : tera to yeh comment delete karna padega.papa ko pata chal gaya kis time aata hain saigal ka rona to ghar mein shor macha denge.

@sumit : hehe.

@shreidhar : I heard they gifted it to the Tanejas.

@ani : :)

@sunshine : ooh la la. The shey jey song flows in my veins now . You have infused a passion for music in me with that gem.I am indebted for life.

@hotwinter : Am glad you have the finesse required to appreciate him :).As for the collection , it must have been gifted around some eleven times by now.

@sayesha : uee ma ! ruk ja ! I am falling into depression.

@virus : Umm.Yeah , I do.But then , change is the only constant.Am not clinging to anything.btw , scary name you got.:)

@abhishek : haha .wipe the pancreatic juice off your nose first :p

@scorpion king : zaroor bhai , dice rolling ka inaugration tu hee karna.:)

@preeti : and you are reading blogs ? Burn those movies on CDs now !

@nidz : arre , hum bhee gurgaon ke purane resident hai , aise kaise kalalist kar dega.:p

@shekhar : hehe.himess to class hai bhai.jhalak dikhlaaaaja.

@cheeku : abbe over 60 thode hee padte hain blogs.wo to hanuman chalisa padte hain sacchi.

@sirius : :)

@neets : pagal ke saath movie jayegi ? darr naahi laage hai chori ?:)

@grail : :)

@just another girl : wow , you are a special guest then.a fellow IIM C-ian's sister is like my sister . whos ur bro ?

@phoenix - abb iss umar mein kaise grow karunga ? complan will work ?

@neha : tu apna head ka size bata , tere liye ek monkey cap banata hoon fatafat.:p

@lalit : hehe.this was considered too.

@neddy : oh oh ! am too awed to say anything.will comment at your place sir .:)

@aarti : dont thank me aarti.You were very nice in helping out neetie.Was just appreciating that.:)

@rohan : novel ? tu footpath pe layega mujhe :p

@ahalya : haha.my dad is a lil more stubborn.the sing along stunt dsnt work with him.

@chitra : get up . you are dirtying your clothes , little girl :p

@hema malini ki saas : hehe.yeh obscene kaun hai bhai ? ;) tu kaun hain ?

@sudipta : bhaiiya yeh param rahasya to auto walle ke seene mein dafan hai.

@dharmu : hehe.you dont seem to have a bad diaphragm for humor yourself.

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Anonymous said...

lol..hey, how can anybody not have a favorite something? There must be some band..some singer..a song atleast, which you LOVE and you keep going back to..

Vidya

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Anonymous said...

The Present and also the earlier day Indians are so lazy to undertake any constructive work or deeply understand the things in correct perspective. These blog comments sadly reflect the sorry and miserable state of Indians for the last thousands of years.
It is known to a very few persons that Saigal did not have a nasal tone - it is the fault of the earlier recordingsthat removed frequencies below 200 Hz and have intermodulation distortions > 18% that gets compounded by rerecordings by companies without undertaking systematic painstaking studies. As a result multilevel compressions are introduced further(further compounded by MP3 compression) leading to nasal sounding audio quality. Maybe some foreigners will undertake to restore the recordings that will somewhat reach near to the original that will oneday make people understamd the great & timeless heritage of KL Saigal.

Anonymous said...

Well, on the TV the simultaneous broadcast of Video & audio results in poor audio quality which has baffled the researchers in the past and even BBC had failed to find the solution to it. This has been reported extensively in the relevant technical journals. This leaves only the video to be watched as TV audio is lifeless and worthless. Therefore, the extremely poor audio quality of Recordings made in 1930s and 40s further makes still more unacceptable audio for TV airing which are far removed from the originals as far as KL Saigal or other singers of that era are concerned. This makes the blog comments for TV transmission for KLS as irrelevant ignorant musings and given without understanding the technical limitations?

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