Friday, January 27, 2006

Aye saala

Gabbar : Arro oh Samba ! Wo bijli ka khamba Amitabh kabb ayega is saale ko bachane ? Mujhe shooting ke alawa aur bhi kaam hain .Saala , teen ghante se pose banaye khada hun .


Samba : Sardaar , suna hai Amitabh uss hands-free thakur aur Basanti ke saath PVR Ramgarh mein Rang De Basanti dekh raha hain .


Dharam praaji : Kutte ! Kameene ! Main uss Amitabh ka khooon pee jaunga !

Hey champak , winamp ka volume low karr and ekdum phull concentration se sunn. Hum dus bande kal Rang De Basanti dekh kar aye hain. And It's heard Aamir was at the same multiplex just till a few hours before we got there . Anyway , abb main tujhe climax batata hun . Accha accha , gusse ki missile matt launch karr rambo , nahi bata raha yaar .

But watch Rang De Basanti .Even if you are the Hollywood ka paseena , angrezo ka choota hua samaan types person who goes "Hind-ee movies ? Eeeks . So stupeed nooo ? All that dancing around trees and bushes and heavy sareees and threee hour long .I nayver waatch hind-eee movies .Hindi moviess are roobish."

Watch Rang De Basanti . Even if you have no paisa in teri pocket . Girlfriend se maang , Dad ke fake sign karr , dost ki bike dhokar kamaa , kidney bhech de , intestines bhech de , pancreas bhech de , saale eyes ke alaawa sab kuch bhech de .Eyes matt bhech diyo. Nahi to saari movie mein yehi poochta rahega saath wale se - "Bhai saab , Aamir ki entry ho gayi kya movie mein ?"

Watch Rang De Basanti .Even if tujhe Hindi itni hee samajh mein ati hain jitni Tom Hanks ko bhojpuri . Saath mein Hindi - Tamil dictionary leja , kisi hindi speaking uncle ko saath le ja , na mile to hall mein saath wale se poochta rahiyo "Umm.Excuse me Da .I can see Aamir . But what is he saying Da ?". Abbe teri , but agar tujhe hindi hee nahi ati , to tu yeh jo main type karr raha hun yeh bhee to nahi palle pad raha hoga charlie chaplin ! Kisi aas paas wale ko yeh pada and pooch main kya bol raha hoon .

Watch Rang De Basanti . Even if you think I am out of my mind . Main jaanta hu main bakwaas likh raha hun but I don't care .Yaar main kya karu , mujhe ek problem hain , mein jyada sochta nahin kuch likhne se pehle . Main abhi aadhe ghante pehle apni angelic neend se jaaga and class miss karr dee so mujhe koi kaam nahi hain . Main hindi mein likh raha hoon kyunki main basically Hindi mein sochta hun .Mere parents toffee ko toffee kehte hain , candy nahi . My mom still looks at me watching Star Movies and says 'hai munnu , tujhe samajh aa jata hain yeh angrez itni tez tez kya bolte hain ?' . So mere bheje ka primary channel hindi mein hee chalta hain . Abbe main off track kyun ja raha hun . Aye saala , tu Rang De Basanti dekh .

66 comments:

pandora said...

At last :D :D

aakhir maine gold le hi liya...ab padhti hoon...

*thank u thank u*
:D

pandora said...

:))))))

charlie chaplin...short circuit....namoonay.....:))))mast post again.

advertise kar raha hai...rang de basanti ka? kitne paise diye director ne tujhe? haan bol bol...koi kaam dhaam nahi hai...:P:P

arre apni hindi rocks!! + hamarey Bihar ki bhojpuri bhi ROCKS :))))

abhi utha hai? Good morning bhai:D

myths said...

tension kaiko letha hai bhai? dekhta hoon dekhta hoon ;)

Ms. V said...

I've been WAITING for this movie. And now that it is out, don't know how to see it :(( I will have to beg, borrow, steal, kill for money.. not for the ticket, but for a flight to India. Movie ticket I can afford yaar. I'm not SO cheap. Hmph :P

lotus dew said...

zaroor se......pakka ye movie dekhti hu.

Phoenix said...

:))

I havent read a better reco for a movie ever!!!

now i need company to watch this one!

Jaggu said...

Damn Chennai has only about 4 theatres which run hindi movies nd crapshit al of em r runnin house full for Rang De till monday....
so going wid the recent trend we could have somethin like this
Headlines Hindu 29-Jan-2006
"A bunch of Sofware Pros Attempt self-immolation for desperate shortage of Rang de tickets"

Shreyansh said...

O pajii, lagta hai twade dil ke bhi wohich taar chu gayi si, ye movie, jo mere chui si .(Trying some Dilli ki punjabi language) :).
Movie ne apna kaam karna shuru kar diya , bhai.
Ab chak de phatte!!

Sabko Rang de Basanti!!!

arpz said...

hmmmm, gimme some money to watch it

Neha said...

jee haan..main puri koshish karrongi ye chalchitra dekhne ki..agar mujhe kal daftar na aana pade to kal dekhoongi..nahin to ravivaar ko hi sahi..

Neha said...

haan re... pata hai ..pata hai...aise ladke to chirag le ke dhoondne pe bhi nahin milenge.. :P

Fursat said...

haan haan haan sun liya ki watch rang de basanti..

ab kya sabko jabardasti dikhayega tu :)

waise bhi maine tuje movie enjoy karne ko kaha tha..uske liye pagal hone ko nahi :D

sunshine said...

oye teri ******...arre even I had been to watch the first day second show, kya movie hai yaar.... and I am so thankful I could watch the movie in peace. Thank God tujhse mulakat nahi hui.

kalpana said...

hi abhinav,ur right,this post of urs is complete crap..

!xobile said...

toone kitnee pee rakhi hai ?

Suds said...

Abhinav bhai sahi post hai. Last 1 year se humare Cary goan mein ek Hindi Theater chalu hua hai and wahan par aaj sham se Rang de basanti chalne wali hai. Yeh post padh ke toh aaj first shown 6:15 ka jaana hi padega.. Baki Dekhne ke baadh likhta huinnn...:)

divya said...

haila! all that hindi!! took me half an hour to read and understand ur post.aur mere bagal mein koyi handsome hindi speaking naujavaan bhi toh nahi hai to help me comprehend ur post.hows my hinglish. inspite of my obvious language problem i will watch rang de basanti just for aamir sans the mooch after a long while.

crossblade said...

I planned to go for that
but dropped out cause of my little cough...
well I dint drop out
my mom made me to :(

nice review lol

crossblade said...

I planned to go for that
but dropped out cause of my little cough...
well I dint drop out
my mom made me to :(

nice review lol

lolita said...

intaily i thought u write well but i think ur just another shahrukh khan(dnt get excited)i just need to say u exagerrate a lot...slow down..

The Girl Who Sold The World said...

LOL...Rang De Basanti movie aur starting hui Sholay ke scene se? Haha.
Okay, so, I'm one of those people who watch just about one movie (any movie, be it in Hindi or English) per year and that too, if dragged to the hall by friends...par itni tareef sun li Rang De Basanti ki...ab toh dekhni padegi. :D
And funnnyyyy post...hehe...//Even if you are the Hollywood ka paseena , angrezo ka choota hua samaan types person // ROTFL!!!

The Girl Who Sold The World said...

Oh okay...one more blabber...I was the 21st to comment...shagun ho gaya. :P

Shriedhar said...

man!
ur blog overtakes aamir in publicity :)

me,yet 2 watch it :#
will tel my comment then :)

Abhi said...

@pandu - Abbe yahan koi medal system nahi hai.sirf kagaz ka ceritificate milega :p

@amyth - jaldi dekh le .mera commission chal raha hai director se .

@ms.V - arre yar , torrent bit se download karr le.nahi to the Cd concept hasnt evolved at your place ?:)

@LD - hai tujhe dekhta hu to rajmah chawal ki yaad aa jati hain.

@phoenix - come on , am sure a lot of people will be willin to go out to the movie with you if you buy em the ticket.Ok ! just kidding yar ! mani ko leja maybe .:)

@jaggu - yar jaggu , karna hai to self immolation 'attempt' nahi ,full n final immolation hee karwa dena.chennai ka kuch to bhala karke jao.:p

@shreyansh - hai hai dhamaka thee yaar .maine aamir nu pyar ho gaya hain paape.

@arpz - i said ask your boyfriend/girlfriend man !;)

@neha - yup go ahead junior nsitian.by the way , nsit rocks.

@neets - oye cellphone ko kaunse underground basement mein ghusa rakha hain ? milta hee nahi.

@sunshine - if you are thankful to god , i am ultra super thankful to him that i dint bump into u .:p

@kalpana - hai aapka gussa .just kidding , cant help it .:)

@mani - mani mere bacche , ladkiyon se 'aapki age kitni hain' and ladko se 'daaru kitni pee hain' , kabhi nahi puchnee chahiye.note karr le.

@suds - grab it sir.am sure you will like it.

@divya - awww too bad you dint have a cute nice hindi speaking guy around you.i may plan a trip to bangalore though.

@thomas - hey bro , come on man , a little cough is no excuse yar .ur girlfrnd wud have strangulated you had you given her such an excuse for not taking her out to a flick.:)

@lolita - hey lolita.man u dnt get the point.the point is that ,there is no point.haha.i mean , how does wat i type here matter man ? i am not aiming fr the booker , n i am not looking fr any appreciation ,so i do wats my definition of fun .:).i see u have left two comments using diff ids , so u do have something going around in ur head maybe.infact i wanna know , why do u blog ? :)

Abhi said...

@the ladki jisne duniya bhech dee - uee ma , kitne mein bhechi yar ? haha.yar main jaanta hu main ekdum ulool juloool likh deta hu kuch bhi , but main kya karun , mujhe maza aata hai thoda thoda.:)and shagun , wo to 101 pe bhee hota hai re .start commenting .u got a long way to go.

@shreedhar - yar wat r u doing reading stupid blogs man ! go watch it.:)

me said...

just went thru ur blog....njoyed reading it. nice blog u hv..

Sayesha said...

Just watched :)

Anonymous said...

Sue kar mere mann ko kiya tere post ne kya dhamaka :p
arey first day first show gaya tha masto movie hai....esp aamir and apna bantu (style wala whts his name yaar ?)
bbye tc !

~neo~

lolita said...

abhinav ,the reason behind me using a different id is that i keep forgeting my password ,and then again created another account.but the bottom line is watever id i use my opinion is same for this post of urs..(cant u make tht out),and moreover i just started yesterday with my blogging stuff for the first time,i liked so i m doing it,no specific reason sweety,got it?

Anonymous said...

Oye jab saara India sota hai to Ashwani computer par hota hai ...oyee uske oopar nahin uske saamne :)

Maza aa gaya paape...fillum to kamaal haigi.

Ashwani

Sanyukta said...

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http://sanyukta28.blogspot.com/2006/01/eight-things-tag.html

:D good luck!

sorry for posting this here....but aapke page par tagboard bhi toh nahin hai.!

Ashish Gupta said...

another nice review.

anu said...

oyee moochaad ..ye badhiya tareeka nikala hai khud ke hee ticket ka intzaam karne kaa...zara batana aamir ne apne ane wali kitnee movies ke free ticket diye hai ye waqalat likhne ko....accha khasa amount hai to hum bhee soche is business mai ane kee!!

Arti Honrao said...

"Even if you are the Hollywood ka paseena , angrezo ka choota hua samaan types"
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jai Hind ;)

I was thinking of seeing the movie neways, now I think I shd stop thinking and GO WATCH IT!
[Thanks to Neetie for giving out this link :)]

Koi to mila is Blog ki duniya mein jo hindi mein post likhta hai...


GBU
Arti
[Aapko link karne ka soch rahi hu :-?]

Abhi said...

@me - chill me .man , this sounds funny.i meant , chill , me .:)

@sayesha - lagta hain mahabali sayesha ko acchi nahi lagi fillum.singapore mein screen ho rahi hain waise ?

@neo - haan yar wo chikna ekdum masti khor hain , i guess his name his sharman joshi.and tu embarassing offliners matt maar bhai , appointment bade bade log dete hain , hum jaise nahi rakhte aise cheezein.:).

@lolita - got it :)

@ashwani - haha bhai tune to cyber security guard types role liya hua hain.chowkidaar bhee jagta hain jab duniya soti hain.mazzaking yar.ash kar.:)director saale ne mast fillum bana dee hai yar.

@sanyutka - arre choti behan , tu yahan ek kya 36 comment maar , but sorry na bol .chal abhi 35 comments bache hain tere quota mein.:)

@ashu - another ? abbe marwayega kya jawani mein ? rashmi jee wala review is a review , this is a mindless rambling.

@anu - oye ! gori hain kalayian , tu lade mujhe hari hari chudiyan .:p.yeh haath mujhe de de thaukurain !

@arti - arre arti jee , aap link kariye na .yeh bhi koi poochne ki baat hain :).And speaking in hindi is not a choice fr me , meri angrezi aisi hai ki shakespeare ki aatma fir se marr jayegi sunkar.but ull have to tell me this - wats GBU ?

Kaps said...

boss...kasam se bol rahe hain..ek dum jhakkas review wala post hai..mast blog hai..padh ke laga ki koi apna mil gaya..:D.

first time here..wil keep coming.
tab tak aap
"likhteee rahoooooo"
(building chaukidaar style)

Ms. V said...

:O Bit Torrent? CD? How could you even utter such words??? What an insult it would be to Aamir. The only Aamir movie I have NOT watched at the theatre was Mela. But I guess I have no other option :( Maybe I should patao someone with a reeeeeally huge TV screen.

Akanksha said...

hi abhinav!!!
hmmm maine bhi dekh li :))
rang de basanti waalon ne kitne paise diye tuzhe yeh post likhne ke..??
long time no see....
akanksha ....aka babloo

HoliDevil said...

Oye kake,

Mast filum hai

The Girl Who Sold The World said...

Kitne mein bechi duniya? 86881927319873189731 trillion German Deustche Marks mein...ab Hitler ki aatma, baith kar calculate karo ki kitne rupaiye bane... :D
101st comment bhi aayega...have patience. :P

Arti Honrao said...

Hi again ...
Hum aapko zaroor link karenge :)
Aur humein nahi laghta ki aapki angrezi itni kharab hai ke shakespeare "shake" ho jaaye :P
GBU means GOD BLESS YOU :)


GBU
Arti

Sayesha said...

Kya baat kar rahe ho????? I LOVED it! :)

Jaggu said...

Aye Saala kya kickass movie tha,
Inspire hokar main bhi laana chahtha hoon KRANTHI,
Oye Chack De Fathe,Abhinav tussi sahi ho, sab milke dekho
RANG DE BASANTHI !!!

Abhishek Khanna said...

turn arond ,, m back again...

Shekhar said...

You're COMPLETELY out of your mind to write a post like this one which seems to be so disoriented.

But then again, why do I get a feeling you're grinning and have taken the above as a compliment? ;)

divya said...

how thoughtful. what am i to do with 'hairdayal'.... he`ll eat u up ;-)

Planck said...

Oh god!
I will not read your blog before I see the movie now!
BYE!

tarni said...

Hey...
Kya Great Angrzi mein Talk kerteho!
Mazza came!!
Waise well bola "Even if you are the Hollywood ka paseena , angrezo ka choota hua samaan"
Love hua!

Regards
Tarni

Aj said...

Hey Abhi!

Sure man ! i heard everything in the movie is great !

All halls in hyd are running full house with this !

Will try for black :) tommorow.

Cya
aj

tamilponnu said...

Hind-ee movies ? Eeeks . So stupeed nooo ? All that dancing around trees and bushes and heavy sareees and threee hour long .I nayver waatch hind-eee movies.Hindi moviess are roobish."

So true nooo?

I prefer Tamil, Malayalam, Kannada and Telugu movies. Among the foreign language films I watch are English and Hindi! Go figure.

Suds said...

Abhinav bhai...

Sue kar mere man ko... Gulabo......:):) Are yaar yeh to hindi bolti hai..:):):)

Sahi picture hai boss. Saw it yesterday. Too good..:):) If anyone has not seen it better see it soon...:)

Prayank said...

awesome review for an awesome movie dude ... saw it ystrday right after the midterms got over ....

khalbali hai khalbali ...

Kk said...

Hands free thakur !! HAAAA HAAAA ! :P
believe me., i laughed my ass off !

Suds said...

Yes ofcourse. Nowadays it release both in India and US at same time..:)

Shriedhar said...

saw it mann!
true!
ur exaggeration seems no more an exaggeration :)

Really really fantastic entertainer :)

3 cheers to the RB team!!!

Komal Mehta said...

hey it IS a very good movie....me got a more or less similar post at my blog.....

The Godfather said...

Bhaiiya, aaj hi RDB dekha, woh bhi aapne testis bechkar. Mein hindi aachee nehi samajhta (Aacha likh bhi nehi pata, woh aab jaroor samajh gaye hoge). Hindi to Bengali lexicon leke gaye the. Rakesh Mehra ka jawab nehi hai. Kya film banaya! Isko 15-16 OSCAR to jaroor mil jana chaiiye.

The Bhandari's said...

bhai ,
I almost fell from my MNC chair to desi floor reading your posts
just Simply AMAZZING ( spelling galat hai mujhe maloom hai )

Sachin

Abhi said...

@kaps - Haha.bhai apna hee samajh .But pehle bol deta hun , gay way nahi hun main .;)

@ms.V - uee ma , looks like we are dealing with a hard nosed aamir fan here .:).You may want to patao a TV store owner , he sure will have a lot of screens .

@babloo- haye raam , I am sooo sorry babloo , how I vanished ! I am going to call you soon .tayyar reh.

@holidevil - Oye mainu bhee yehi gal dass raha hun .Mast hain.

@the girl who sold the world to some german - Abe saste mein bech dee lala ji , maine jab 1981 mein bhechi thi to isse double maal liya tha .

@akansha - Aha.Now this is so sweet.Another person who sign off with GBU after neetie.How I admire such things .:)

@sayesha - wo to mujhe pata tha.but mein tere muh se sunna chahta tha thakurain.:)

@jaggu - haha , yaar tera yehi haal raha to tere aas paas ke saari junta ko to tu dikha ke hee manega .:)

@abhishek - thanks ! Dil se bhojh utar gaya :)

@shekhar - Haha.so ? That IS a complement right ?

@divs - shucks.doesnt the sardaar go out of bangalore on some business trip sometimes ?

@sneha - Abbe teri .Relax .Blog ka kya kasoor ?

@Tarni - Hai raam , love shove ke chakkar mein matt pad bacchi , bada bura rog hain.;)

@arora - haan bhai tu dekh , aamir khan ekdum tere jaisa lag raha hai moobie mein ;)

@tamilponnu - *still figuring...*

@suds - wow , its being screened in US ?

@prayank - abb to tum ash karo yaaro , exams gaye , bahar aa gayi hai life mein :)

@kk - Hope you got your ass back after you laughed it off .:)chill bhai , thakur ke haath kat gaye and tu hansta hain ? :)

mehak said...

Dheek Le...Dheek Le....

Deez said...

lolz.... i went to see rang de basanti with friends and unmein se ek banda did not know hindi all that well.
the fist five minutes has this gulabo, giving awesome gali to her boss in hindi, and he expected me to explain......

sure the movie is a hit...ROTFL

chits said...

Guru..dekh li 2 baar...aur doosri baar pehle se bhi acchi lagi...
is freekhor music sunne waale ne(online music sites kis liye hai) bade dino ke baad koi cd khareedi hai..
Hats off to Directors (film aur music dono ko)

Anonymous said...

intersting

Zyborg said...

Too good, have been going through your blog and simply loved it, and "Aye Saala" is just out of this planet, Unreal man Unreal

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