1. The sharmeeli salwaar suit girl
'Bholi si soorat , aankhon mein masti , duur khadi sharmaye'
She ( softly ) - Suno jee , mujhe aapke saamne aate hue shy shy feel hota hain jee .
Me ( Trying to keep my voice low while the neighbours look at me curiously ) - Ahem . haha. Arre darwaza khol sweetie , it's been 13 years since our marriage now. Abb kya sharmana .
She ( softly giggling now ) - umm..nahi jee , mujhse nahi kiya jayega . Aapke saamne aate hi sharma jati hu main.
Me ( hitting the briefcase against the door ) - Teri ma ki..
I mean , I love shyness , but I don't want to use my briefcase to enter my home everyday.
2. What's common between ego and dinosaurs ?
3 . Kuch to log kahenge , logon ka kaam hai kehna .Tu bheje ka kofta mat bana .
Me - Hi . Have you seen 'Haseena maan jayegi' ?
She - Oh I love that one !
Me - Oh yeah . How about 'Jodi no.1' ?
She - Uee ma . Seen that 14 times.
Me - That's so touching . Mujhse Shaadi karogi ?
She - Wow , Akshay kumar was so funny in that one .
Me - Oye Basanti , not the movie , this is a real life question. Mujhse Shaadi karogi ?
5. Oh , bhaago Judge sahiba ayi !